The latest in High-Tech Communication: Continuing Review of Adventure Comics No. 337


I don't know how I feel about the ol' super-shout. On the one hand, it'd be nice to know what Superboy was up to at any one time but on the other: burst eardrums. I don't know. I kind of figured that after Brainiac 5 got finished with creating those y'know, rings, the ones that let you fly, he might have devoted a half hour or so to banging together one or two walkie-talkies. I mean, I know that Silver Age Superboy had to use all of his powers as frequently as possible while talking about what he was doing or he'd lose them, but couldn't he think of the children, and also the old people and the pets and everyone else?

I like that Superboy can't just say "Great guns!" or something. He's too large for that - he needs to swear by something really, really big. It's all "Great galaxies!" or "By the rings of Saturn!" or even "Great Krypton!", which always gives me a chuckle. I hope swearing by places you were born or used to live comes into vogue soon, so I can shout "Great Windsor!" or "Holy Halifax!" or even "By the temperate climate and great dining opportunities of Victoria!" when I get surprised by seeing some of my pals taking a nap.

Adventure Comics No. 337, REVIEW DEFERRED, still.

Action Comics No. 860 is out this (wait.. last) week. There's not much new to say about the Legion of Super-Rejects (though I was surprised to see that it wasn't just a trick of perspective - Golden Boy's pants really are that high-waisted) but I'm pleased to report that my dream of a comic in which Shadow Lass and Night Girl are working as the most obvious team ever has finally come to pass, and it only took thirty or forty years!

JOHN APPROVED

Shooter coming back to the Legion? Ask me in a few more issues.

Rating the Super Hunks #18: Iron Man

This is for everyone (including me) who wanted to bump Booster Gold out of the bottom spot on the list of rated super hunks. I give you the man you love to hate, the decidedly unsexy

IRON MAN, aka TONY STARK

What a douche.

What a douche.

Costume/Appearance:

Tony Stark looks like the douchebag that he is, with his dochebag goatee.

Seriously, nice face, asshole.

Seriously, nice face, asshole.

His armor, however, is sweet. Very sweet. Costume on, he is one of my favourite looking super heroes. But he also looks like a robot.

Admittedly sexy for a robot.

Admittedly sexy for a robot.

Are robots sexy? No. Well, kinda...but in the way that a Lotus Elise is sexy.

Shit, I'd even buy her dinner.

Shit, I'd even buy her dinner.

Yeah. I'd hit that.

Anyway, the armor is real nice. And Tony designed and built it himself. So that's something. Plus...it hides his face.

The questions left unspoken!

The questions left unspoken!

Maybe I am being a little hard on him in the looks department. I mean, I guess he's got a dashing classic Hollywood kinda look about him. And he clearly works out.

I am confused by how hot he looks.

I am confused by how hot he looks.

For my money, though, he looked better in the old days with his pencil moustache. And when he was sexily pulling up his stockings.

Iron Man: Vowing to Take it Easy since 1965.

Iron Man: Vowing to Take it Easy since 1965.

5/10

Personality:

Well, let's see...he's a giant douche. And a recovering alcoholic. But he's also a super genius. And I guess he is sorta fun sometimes.

"And underneath Tony Stark, I am still a giant douche!"

"And underneath Tony Stark, I am still a giant douche!"

The thing is, Tony Stark has always been undeniably cool. That's basically his signature trait. It used to be all white tuxedos, martinis and cigarettes.

"You'll have to speak up, I'm holding a cigarette."

"You'll have to speak up, I'm holding a cigarette."

Nothing like enjoying a smoke after a long day of battling evil. And look at those slender, feminine fingers!

Anyway, he isn't cool anymore.

4/10

Ah, the old faceplant-in-the-crotch defense.

Ah, the old faceplant-in-the-crotch defense.

Day Job:

Billionaire inventor and owner and CEO of Stark Industries. Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Full-time douche-bag.

If 'douchebag' ever needed an illustrated explanation...

If 'douchebag' ever needed an illustrated explanation...

6/10

Sexiness of Super Powers:

Well, he has a sweet-looking suit that he built himself which makes him practically invincible. It also lets him fly really fast, and he can shoot lasers out of his hands.

As always, I award points to heroes who don't have any natural super powers, but I don't know how sexy a guy is who gains powers when he puts on a big heavy robot suit. I mean, anyone could be Iron Man. I could be Iron Man. But I guess I couldn't invent and build an Iron Man suit, so I gotta give props.

Iron Man is into some kinky shit.

Iron Man is into some kinky shit.

6/10

Cons:

It would be faster to re-name this section "Pros," because listing all the cons could take awhile. Briefly stated, though: an alcoholic whose hobbies include forcing other super heroes to register with the government, and shooting former teammates into outer space.

Lookin' good!

Lookin' good!

- 10

I just think this is the most hilarious Iron Man I have ever seen.

I just think this is the most hilarious Iron Man I have ever seen.

Final Score: 11/40

That's what you get, Tony. Truth be told, I actually like Iron Man a lot. But I like him because he's such a tool. You just gotta love that guy.

Ew.

Ew.

Captain America #33 in 30 Seconds

EDIT!! I just realized I forgot a whole panel! I've now added it.

This is for the Invincible Super Blog contest over at Chris Sims' place.

I think this should prove, beyond any doubt, that I am the worst drawer in the world.

I thought that since I didn't get to review last week's comics, I would draw up a little summary of Captain America #33, which was awesome.

Alright, here we go...


Meanwhile, in S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters...


Tony suits up and goes looking for Winter Soldier:


Differences are set aside...


THE END.

And this is why I gave up my dream of being a comic book artist long ago.

Shameful: Review of Adventure Comics No. 337, By Johnathan

Ugh. I suck. I kept all the children on tenterhooks for two, maybe three weeks. Sorry, children. I am filled with deep shame. Worry not, however - I hereby vow that I will finish writing about this gol-danged story before the year 2967 actually comes to pass. There: my conscience is once again clear.

Okay, so since the former Giant Giant Post format that I was using has been discredited like Soviet-era Communism (and because it was driving Paul Review crazy) I'll be delivering up the remainder of this story in easily-digested chunks. So... chew on this:

I've become even more taken with the fact that the alien spies believed that they had disguised themselves as beings from three different planets. What does this say about the future? Exactly how far can I run with the idea? Huh?


Pretty far, as it turns out. Blackout Boy, the green-clad gentleman in the centre, for example, proudly wears the planetary uniform of the Violently Clashing People of the Hot Pink Planet Eeugh. Settled by rogue fashion designers in the mid-25th Century, Eeugh's people deliberately choose a new universal style of clothing every five years, each created expressly to offend the eye when viewed against the already hard-to-look-at landscapes of their adoptive planet. The blackout power showcased in this story was evolved in order to give the Eeughians' eyes a much-needed rest.

Eeugh? JOHN APPROVED


Size Lad, here, is posing as an inhabitant of Scherer VXI, the Obsessive Rock Hudson Fan's Planet, inhabitants of which are recognizable for their hair, which is universally coloured and styled to resemble that of their idol. Further cosmetic alterations are earned by Scherernites by participating in grueling physical and mental challenges. As each citizen comes to resemble Hudson more and more they are entitled to wear a series of colour-coded uniforms that reflect their social status, starting at white for those with Hudson-hair and nothing else and progressing through the spectrum to an awe-inspiring luminescent black worn by the planet's leader, Rock Hudson.

JOHN APPROVED


Magnetic Kid - far right, first panel - isn't actually wearing a horrid purple jumpsuit. Rather, he is one of the Purple Torso People of the jungle planet Smee. The Torso people evolved in the jungles of Smee as relentless predators, drawing prey to them with their magnetic powers and then devouring them with their fearsome abdomouths. Eventually, the Torso People formed an advanced society and joined the United Planets, but found that the humans that they so resembled had difficulty in communicating comfortably with what to them resembled headless bodies, even if they knew that the white spots on the shoulders were eyes. Faced with the possibility of being cosmic outcasts, the Smeevians engaged the services of the renowned Coluan cyberneticist Sqak Vaq, who swiftly designed a robotic head capable of interfacing with the nerves and muscles of the Smeevian shoulder area and translating torso-based facial expressions into something that a human could appreciate. Of course, since Coluans and Torso People both consider all humans to look alike, the entire Smeevian race wears identical blonde cyberheads.

JOHN APPROVED

So you see: those three forms did look like they came from different planets after all! I was a fool to doubt, a fool!

And I just approved of three planets that I made up!

Adventure Comics No. 337: REVIEW DEFERRED

The Best of 2007

2007: The year that the Civil War ended, Hulk Smashed, Sinestro rounded up the troops, Captain America bought the farm, and DC fans half-heartedly began counting down to the glorious day when Countdown would finally be over.

It was a good year for comics, which means I have an epically long post to make here that lists my top picks of the year. Once again, this list encompasses all things comic related. I liked a lot of stuff this year, but after much careful deliberation, I have decided to name these twenty things the best of the year. These are not ranked in any particular order.

In short:

1. Shazam!: The Monster Society of Evil
2. Booster Gold
3. Sinestro Corps
4. Minx
5. The Death of Captain America
6. The Spirit
7. X-Men First Class
8. Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four
9. Marvel Adventures and other Kids Comics
10. Grant Morrison on Batman
11. Aquaman: Sword of Atlantis
12. Jeffrey Brown
13. Spider-Man 3
14. Geoff Johns and Richard Donner on Action Comics
15. Scalped
16. Doctor Thirteen: Architecture and Mortality
17. Essex County: Tales From the Farm and Ghost Stories by Jeff Lemire
18. The Brave and the Bold
19. I'm a Marvel/I'm a DC
20. The Immortal Iron Fist

1. Shazam!: The Monster Society of Evil

Jeff Smith stepped up to the superhero plate and knocked this one way, WAY out of the park. Though sadly only four prestige-format issues long, this comic got the same reaction when it came out as All-Star Superman: universal love from everyone. But this had the added bonus of being a perfect comic to recommend to kids, particularly the legions of Bone fans. Anything that gets kids into Captain Marvel is ok by me.

These comics have now been collected in a beautiful hardcover book that comes with a really nice poster. All hardcover books should come with posters.

2. Booster Gold

The biggest surprise for me this year was not how good this series is, but how surprised everyone else was by how good it is. I don't know what about Geoff Johns writing Booster Gold doesn't sound awesome to people. Basically a solo Booster Gold title is all I need to be happy, and having Johns write it is just gravy. (Of course, I'd be a little happier if it were a Blue/Gold team-up book).

This comic has been one of the most consistently enjoyable titles of the year. I am loving Booster's nerdy road trip through time, visiting a cavalcade of favourite characters from all corners of the DCU.

3. Sinestro Corps

And since we're talking about Geoff Johns anyway, lets talk about the best comic book event of the year.

I actually can't believe how successful this was. From the perspective of someone working in a comic shop, it was awesome to see the copies of Green Lantern and Green Lantern Corps fly off the shelves. Both were great titles to begin with, and now I have noticed an increased interest in all things Green Lantern.

So of course the exciting turning point in this series was when the Guardians enabled the Corps to use lethal force for the first time ever.

It got very awesome after that.

If I had to pick my favourite single issues of the year, both the Sinestro Corps one shot that launched this event, and the double-size issue of Green Lantern that ended it, would be on that list. It's rare that a big cross-over event has a great beginning and ending. World War Hulk started out really strong, but the final issue fell a little flat. And Civil War...well..you know. We don't even have to talk about One More Day.

And that is why Sinestro Corps is the best comic book event of the year.


4. Minx

When DC first announced a new line of comics aimed at teen girls, my first thought was "Siiiiiighhhhh." I've never been a fan of anything that's aimed at girls. Leading up to the big debut, there was much nitpicking about the name of the line (I believe someone remarked "Why not name it 'Slutz'?"), and also about the fact that there was, like, one woman total involved in the writing/drawing of these books.

I am saying all of this because despite my determination to not care one way or the other about this launch, I took home a copy of the debut title, The Plain Janes, and totally loved it.

And I realized that everything about the Minx label was good. First we have comics which authentically speak to teen girls with characters who are not only believable, but really great role models. All of the girls in these books are cool. They make embarrassing mistakes (usually due to teen crushes on boys) and learn lessons. Even if you believe, and rightly so, really, that these books are being read more by the usual comic fans and are not necessarily reaching a new readership, they are still awesome because it gives indie comic writers and artists a new platform. DC marketed the hell out of this line in 2007. I think it's impressive enough that one of the big two publishers is throwing their weight behind black and white, non-super hero comic one-shots.

My favourite Minx book so far was Mike Carey's Re-Gifters. I really liked the main character. It was a good tom-boy story.

Well done, DC! I look forward to more of these fun, affordable little books!

5. The Death of Captain America

This was one of those rare events where something that happens in comic books makes it into the mainstream press. It's always weird to hear about a superhero dying on CNN. What this means for retailers is that a million zillion people come into the store and buy five copies of issue #25 with bags and boards, and we never, ever see those people again. It's too bad for them because they are missing out on one of the very best comics being written now, or possibly ever.

This comic has been going strong since the death of its titular character. Brubaker has developed such a strong cast of supporting characters that readers really haven't been missing Cap at all. Sharon, The Falcon, Winter Soldier, Tony Stark, Black Widow and others have been putting on a very entertaining show for us, full of mystery, intrigue, romance, angst, and revenge.

Plus...hot, hot Winter Soldier.


6. The Spirit

Twelve wonderful months of Spirit comics by Darwyn Cooke and J. Bone will soon be at an end, but I have high hopes for the future. Cooke managed to breathe new life into one of the greatest comic characters of all time in a way that few could. Even Ebony had a dignified role in this series, which is something that Frank Miller won't even attempt to do in his upcoming film.

Great writing and stunning art made this a favourite of fans and critics alike this year. It should do well at next year's Eisner Awards. The first six issues have already been collected in a great-looking hardcover, but hopefully the full twelve issues (technically eleven by Cooke) will be collected in an absolute edition someday.

I am very happy that, despite the absence of Cooke and Bone, this series will continue. The bar has been set high, but it was set pretty damn high when Cooke took the project on to begin with.


7. X-Men First Class

If I were to pick the top three comic writers of 2007, they would be Geoff Johns, Ed Brubaker and Jeff Parker. Not only because they are all good writers, but because they all worked on a lot of stuff and it was ALL GREAT.

Hey, I know that X-Men First Class started up in 2006, but they brought it back for a second series in '07 and for that I am eternally grateful. As someone who enjoys the X-Men, but not any current X-Men title on the shelves, this is perfect. My main problem with the X-Men is that there are too damn many of them. This brings it back to the basics: four dudes, one girl and a professor. The writing is hilarious, the art is always nice, and the comic is always all-ages appropriate. Much like Spider-Man Loves Mary-Jane, I am confident recommending this to anyone. It just makes you feel all happy inside.

I am also grateful that they decided to include mini-comics by Colleen Coover! YAY!

In general I am pleases that Marvel is more open to having indie artists contributing to super hero comics. Projects like this one and Spider-Man Family, as well as the Fairy Tales books and all the other off-beat stuff lets writers and artists have some fun with the iconic characters. We haven't seen any fun like that over at DC since the Bizarro comic collections. Let's get another one of those on the shelves, DC!

8. Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four

Parker again! This time with the perfect antidote to all the whiny nonsense happening over in the main Spider-Man titles. This four-part series, written by Parker and drawn by the late Mike Wieringo, whose sudden death was the worst thing to happen to comics this year.

This series was everything that a Spider-Man and/or Fantastic Four series should be: funny, all-ages appropriate, and action packed. I loves projects like this that can just ignore current continuity and use popular characters in the ways that fans know and love:

You can buy the whole series as a paperback now. You owe it to yourself to read it if you haven't yet.


9. Marvel Adventures and Other Kids Comics!

Hold on, Jeff Parker! I'm not done with you yet! One of my favourite things about 2007 was the increased attention on comics for kids. Its a crazy idea. Imagine a comic book that even a kid could read!

Marvel added new titles to their already impressive Marvel Adventures line. Hulk and Iron Man got the all-ages treatment, just in time to get kids familiar before the 2008 movies are released. As well we saw Chris Giarusso's hilarious Mini Marvels comics added to the back of many Marvel titles. Spider-Man Loves Mary-Jane, Marvel Adventures Avengers, and Franklin Richards: Son of a Genius were all rocking the house in 2007, along with mini-series like the one mentioned above.

Marvel also started re-printing silver age Avengers comics in their Avengers Classic series. I'm really into that, except the back-up stories, which are new, are always gory and inappropriate for young kids. I don't know why they would do that.

DC also launched the new Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st Century comic, to tie into the popular cartoon show. It's a great comic, and a great show, and I love that kids are familiar with the Legion now. DC is throwing down some new all-ages titles in the new year which I am excited for, including the new Shazam! ongoing series, the adorable Tiny Titans and the new Super Friends comic. 2008 could be a good year for kids!

10. Grant Morrison on Batman

It was exciting news for Batman fans when Morrison was announced as the new writer. Not only were Bat fans gaining one of the best writers in the business, but also one of the most prolific. If only Andy Kubert could stick around as long.

I really like Morrison's happier Bruce Wayne. And I've been enjoying the way he's had to deal with every obscure Batman chestnut that Morrison cares to dig up, be it an illegitimate son from 1987, or the reunion with the Club of Heroes. The latter storyline is, I think, three of the most brilliant comics of the year, and contain some of the best art of the year, by J.H. Williams III.

Not every issue of Batman since Morrison took over has been great, particularly due to the surprisingly dull Resurrection of Ra's Al Ghul cross-over, but I am glad to have Morrison on Batman for the long haul. I look forward to many more of his wacky ideas.


11. Aquaman: Sword of Atlantis

I was pretty open about my love of Tad Williams' run on Aquaman, and about my misery that it was canceled. It was fun, well-written, exciting, funny, and had great art. Every cover was amazing. I think I can confidently say it was the best underwater story I have ever read. The cast of characters were great. Black Manta was back in all his glory:

It was just a really great comic book, but I guess no one was interested in a new version of Aquaman, even if it was becoming clearer that this new guy was going to lead us to the original king of Atlantis that we all know and love. While all the hype was going on about the long, convoluted search for Ray Palmer, this was quietly providing a much better search story for a missing hero. Sadly, we'll never know how it ends.

12. Jeffrey Brown

Jeffrey Brown put out two absolutely hilarious, 100% emo-free books this year. Cat Getting Out of a Bag and Other Observations and Incredible Change-Bots are two of my favourite books of 2007, and have been really easy to sell people on.

Turn to any page of Cat Getting out of a Bag and you will be unable to put it down. It's just so damn adorable. And every comic in it perfectly depicts the hilarious things cats do all the time.

Seriously, we couldn't keep this book in stock at the shop. It's impossible not to like it.

And Incredible Change-Bots was a fantastic and loving parody of the Transformers, timed perfectly as the antidote to that terrible movie that hit the theatres this summer (It was terrible. I stand by that statement).

So there you have it! A great year for Jeffrey Brown!

13. Spider-Man 3

Alright, here we go.

This movie was awesome. Are you ready for this? It was my favourite of the trilogy. That's right. I not only liked it, I liked it more than Spider-Man 2. I was really surprised by the amount of people who hated this movie. I mean, I expected Venom fans to be disappointed, but who cares about them?

Naw, I'm kidding. Look, I grew up as a member of the Venom generation. I thought he was cool, and I loved that Maximum Carnage video game. But seriously...Venom should never have been a part of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man movies. But he was, and I didn't think it sucked. I thought the black suit was used well. It was tons of fun, actually. I don't care what anyone says: I love that in Sam Raimi's world, a bad ass Peter Parker is one who plays hot jazz piano solos and dances.

This movie was fun! Why didn't people want a Spider-Man movie that was fun?! After the movie was over the first time I saw it I heard someone say "Booo! Where's Carnage?" Seriously? It's too bad because Raimi couldn't win: having Venom in the movie pissed off classic Spider-Man fans, and only having him in the movie for a little while pissed off Venom fans.

I also think people who criticize the movie are forgetting something: Sandman was AWESOME.

And also: Harry was awesome. I mean come on. The movie opens with an awesome fight between him and Peter. Then he falls and gets amnesia and is a super nice guy, which is very entertaining. He has a GIANT PAINTING OF WILLEM DEFOE on his wall, which rules. And he makes omelettes and dances the twist with Mary-Jane! It's fantastic! And then he turns bad again, and is so crazy evil. My favourite part of the movie is when he tells Peter that he has a thing going on with MJ, and then Peter leaves, all heartbroken, and the waitress asks him how the pie is, and Harry just smiles and says "So good" in the best way imaginable. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT! Screw the haters!


14. Geoff Johns and Richard Donner on Action Comics

I think that this is going to get left off a lot of best of lists this year. Sadly, both Superman titles were plagued by delays which meant that perfectly great Superman stories were chopped up and released so slowly that most people just plain forgot about them. Geoff Johns' run on Action with Richard Donner has been great. The Last Son storyline, which we will finally see the conclusion of in February, has been a real treat for fans of the Superman movies. The three-issue Bizarro arc with Eric Powell was fantastic. And the 3D issue was totally awesome! Plus there was a really great Action Comics Annual this year. When you think about it, Action really was one of the most consistently awesome titles of the year.


15. Scalped

I don't venture over to the darker side of comics that often, but Scalped is really an amazing series. Bleak doesn't even begin to describe the reservation that the series is set on. Besides the fact that it's one of the most compelling comics of the year, it also treads new ground. I think I saw at least 700 reviews this year that compared this to the Sopranos, but the Sopranos is about the Italian-American mafia, which has been depicted on screen and in comics for decades. Corruption and brutal violence on an Indian reservation is fresh subject for a drama, and it serves as a way to educate readers about the utter hopelessness of reservation life in North America.

The art, by R.M. Guera, is perfectly suited to the story, and the Jock covers are always stunning.

16. Doctor Thirteen: Architecture and Mortality

Brian Azzarello managed to out-obscure Grant Morrison and everyone else this year with his Dr. Thirteen back-up story, featured in the Tales of the Unexpected mini-series. Thankfully, it has now been collected into a trade so everyone can enjoy one of the best, and funniest, comics of the year. Plus, with art by Cliff Chiang, it's one of the best-looking comics of the year.

Dr. Thirteen, that lovable non-believer from old Phantom Stranger comics, is forced to team up with a motley crew of DC throw-away characters. Despite hanging around this wacky team, which includes I...Vampire, Infectious Lass, Anthro and J.E.B. Stuart of Haunted Tank fame, Dr Thirteen is convinced that none of them actually exist. Add to that the fact that his teen daughter is secretly a witch, and you're having a pretty good time.

And of course the real brilliance of this story is that it leads our heroes to the Architects, who turn out to be the writers of 52 (Grant Morrison, Greg Rucka, Geoff Johns and Mark Waid). It ends up being an amusing commentary on the way characters stop being used and therefore cease to exist in the DCU.

17. Essex County: Tales From the Farm and Ghost Stories by Jeff Lemire

These books combine my two greatest loves: comics and hockey. And they both totally blew me away.

This is just beautiful storytelling. I'm not an emotional person, but I actually teared up at the end of Ghost Stories. I've been lending the book to everyone. I love it. I am really looking forward to the next book.

Lemire's art perfectly suits these stories. I absolutely love the way he draws the big bruiser hockey players in both books, with their wide, disfigured noses and giant hands.

I was standing next to Jeff Lemire at TCAF in August but I was too shy to tell him how much I loved his work. So this is what I'm doing instead.

18. The Brave and the Bold

Absolutely one of my favourite things to happen this year was the return of The Brave and the Bold. Not only is this title back, it's better than ever! The creative team of Mark Waid and George Perez so good that they could have called this an All-Star book.

What's different about this title compared to the original is that it's a continuing story, rather than a series of one-shots. Normally I'd be against that, but the story is so damn good, and leads to so many awesome and bizarre team-ups that I really can't complain. Supergirl and Lobo! Wonder Woman and Power Girl! Batman and the Legion of Super-Heroes! The Flash and the Doom Patrol! Green Lantern and Supergirl! Batman and the new Blue Beetle!

It's just delightful, and perfect for giant super hero nerds such as myself. The love that Waid and Perez has for their work and these characters really shines through in this title. Any week that has a new Brave and the Bold is a good week.

19. I'm a Marvel/I'm a DC

I always like to include at least one fan contribution on this list. These little webisodes, made and posted by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy, have been a smash hit on YouTube this year, and I love them. They started simply enough: a parody of the "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" Apple ads using a Superman action figure and a Spider-Man action figure. The result was that Marvel came off looking like the cool company, based entirely on the amount of successful movies based on their characters. One skit led to another and now they have 10-minute episodes with giant casts of action figures and full sets with props. They are all very funny, and full of biting commentary aimed equally at both DC and Marvel. Plus, they keep you up-to-date on all the latest movie rumours.

You can watch all of the videos at this link.

20. The Immortal Iron Fist

This technically started up at the end of 2006, but it definitely qualifies as one of the best comics of 2007.

As I've said before, it's just really obvious to the reader that Fraction and Brubaker are having a lot of fun writing this. Danny Rand is a fun character to begin with, and he has one of the best supporting casts in comics. Plus all of his battles involve kung-fu fighting, so you can't really go wrong.

The art is excellent. The fights are excellent. And the most recent arc was basically a crazy video game.

Plus there was a really excellent Iron Fist annual this year. I'm just really glad Iron Fist gets his own title again. And it's awesome.

Honorable Mentions

  • Black Adam
  • The Umbrella Academy
  • Omega the Unknown
  • Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together
  • Daredevil Annual
  • Metal Men
  • World War Hulk
  • Green Arrow Year One
  • The Perry Bible Fellowship: The Trial of Colonel Sweeto and Other Stories
  • Captain Carrot and the Final Arc
  • The Return of Nexus
  • Midnighter
  • JLA/Hitman
  • Metamorpho Year One
  • JSA
  • Avengers: The Initiative
  • 52 Aftermath: The Four Horsemen

Phew! Finally finished! So there it is. The best and brightest of 2007, at least as far as what I got around to reading. I'm sure lots of great stuff came out that I haven't read yet.

2008 is gearing up to be the nerdiest year ever. If we look at movies alone we have a jam packed year of pop culture trash that will keep us all fat and happy. 2008 opens with a new Rambo movie and closes with a new Star Trek movie. In between we get Iron Man, The Dark Knight, Hellboy II, The Incredible Hulk, The Punisher, Indiana Jones, Wanted, Hancock, Where the Wild Things Are, Speed Racer, Get Smart, a new James Bond, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, and a new Harold and Kumar. PLUS the awesome-looking Be Kind Rewind. AND a New Frontier DVD movie and at least one or two new Futurama DVD movies. It's the Year of the Nerd! Bring it on!

Archie Sunday: Weatherbeating

I can't think of a panel that more clearly demonstrates my theory that Riverdale is a terrifying town full of the worst people on Earth:

This man is a SCHOOL PRINCIPAL. And what is he going to do exactly when he finds Archie? Beat him with that 2x4? For real?

Of course he is. Because it's Riverdale, and Archie knows that if he doesn't hide in a tree all night, Mr Weatherbee will find him and beat him within an inch of his life.

It's also notable that those kids don't find anything odd about a furious man with a weapon stalking the streets at night looking for a frightened teenager. Par for course in ol' Riverdale.