Review of Phraseology, by Johnathan
/A quick'un. The best Christmastime-specific bit 'o wordplay?
New Christmas Tradition!
/No reviewing today (or for like, three weeks - what the hell?) 'm just going to formally state my official Comic Nerd Christmas Wish so that whatever holiday spirit looks after my people will know what to get me.
All I want for Christmas is a 6-12 issue miniseries about the Frankenstein featured in Seven Soldiers and written by Grant Morrison. Just that, Grampy Tanglebeard.
How to Disappear Completely
/Can you guess Luthor's amazing scheme?
Ummmm...to get really hammered?
Oh well now how was I supposed to guess that?!
Also: hey kids! Wanna be invisible?! Just sink a cup of mouthwash, orange juice and a couple of aspirins and then stick radio parts in your shoes! Science!
How many kids died trying this?
Panels are taken from Action Comics #286.