The Return of Captain America!

Marvel went to the press this week with the most obvious shocking comic-related announcement of the year: Captain America is returning...from the grave!

We would like to offer some ideas about how Ed Brubaker, Marvel and Co. could go about bringing Steve Rogers back from the dead. Dave has included some helpful illustrations so as to make the powers at Marvel realize how awesome these ideas are.

POSSIBILITY #1: CAPTAIN AMERICA'S COFFIN WAS SHOT INTO SPACE AND LANDED ON THE GENESIS PLANET

POSSIBILITY #2: SHARON DREAMED THE WHOLE THING

POSSIBILITY #3: CAPTAIN AMERICA IS AWOKEN BY AN ENCHANTED KISS FROM WINTER SOLDIER

POSSIBILITY #4: CAPTAIN AMERICA IS AWOKEN BY AN ENCHANTED KISS FROM IRON MAN

 

I'm pulling for possibility #3!

Miss Fury is Awesome

Miss Fury was a serialized superhero comic strip that ran throughout the 1940s. Not only did it star a female superhero, but it was created, written, and drawn by a woman. June Tarpe Mills, using the pen name Tarpe Mills to conceal her gender, debuted her character, Black Fury, in 1941. Like all good superheroes, Black Fury was a bored wealthy socialite (Marla Drake). She happened to have a panther skin that was brought back from Africa for her as a gift, and thus her life of costumed crimefighting was born.

The serials were eventually collected into a very short-lived comic book series by Timely Comics (you might know them as Marvel Comics).The first three issues of the comic were thankfully reprinted in a book by Pure Imagination Publishing which isn't the easiest thing to find, but can be purchased from their website. I was given this book as a gift a couple of years ago, and I can tell you that it is awesome.

Not only does Mills hold her own writing and drawing adventure comics for men in a man's world, she totally throws down some of the craziest shit I have ever seen in comics. Stone cold badass craziness.

But you don't have to take my word for it.

MAIDS SLAPPING NURSES

 WOMEN BEING BRANDED WITH 
SWASTIKAS

THAT'S RIGHT—WOMEN BEING BRANDED 
WITH SWASTIKAS

MEN PUNCHING NURSES

CATS VERSUS MEN

MEN VERSUS CATS

MEN IN PANTHER SUITS BEATING WOMEN 
IN PANTHER SUITS

 

CATS BEING TURNED INTO BOMBS

In conclusion, this collection of comics is definitely worth hunting down. As you can see, the art is awesome. And these panels are just a taste of what goes down. I mean, half of the story takes place in Brazil! I didn't even get into that!

Ultimatum? I Just Met 'Um!

     I can’t seem to figure out the specific appeal of Ultimatum, other than that it maybe appeals to folks who want to see all their favourite Marvel characters die awful, horrible deaths that would make the producers of the Saw films look away in disgust. Wasp eaten alive by the Blob for some reason? Check. Dr. Strange’s head popped like a grape by Dormammu? Check. Giant-Man blown to bits by suicide bomber Madroxes? Check. Also, with its rampant lateness (thanks again, Jeph Loeb), it is now responsible for making the usually clockwork-like Ultimate Spider-Man run several weeks behind due to its involvement. Worst of all, with the Ultimate line relaunching as Ultimate Comics or some such nonsense in a few months, I’m getting the feeling that all of the death and destruction will be magically undone by the end of it, rendering the entire series even more pointless.


    However, despite Ultimatum’s best efforts to drag it down, the letter U is on a bit of a hot streak lately. There are a surprising number of quality titles beginning with the 21st letter of the alphabet lately. Vertigo’s Unwritten, by Mike Carey and Peter Gross, is off to a strong start, and may be well on its way to being the line’s next big hit. The $1 first issue helped, but the fact that it’s a well-executed series with a solid premise (a guy whose dad penned a Harry Potter-style fantasy series starring him may be, in reality, a fictional construct) certainly doesn’t hurt. There’s also The Unknown, from Boom! Studios, written by Mark Waid and drawn by Minck Oosterveer, a four-part mini about a terminally ill detective and her new hired muscle, which is also off to a great start. The second Umbrella Academy miniseries recently wrapped up, continuing to mine a terrific vein of superhero sci-fi weirdness that brings to mind Grant Morrison’s Doom Patrol.


    My favourite of all these, though, doesn’t actually begin with U, but it does feature prominently in the title—The Great Unknown is a five-part miniseries from Duncan Rouleau (the writer/artist behind the recent Metal Men mini from DC), published by Image. It stars a slacker doofus named Zach Feld who lives with his parents and gets drunk all the time, despite being a visionary genius inventor. The problem is, every time Zach has a great new idea, someone just barely beats him to the patent office with it. Is he perpetually too late, or is someone stealing the ideas right out of his head? The mystery unfolds further in flashbacks to an experiment from Zach’s college days, while he follows various clues and avoids the televised intervention his family is trying to stage with him for a reality TV show. Rouleau’s eccentric narrative and tripped-out art style may be off-putting at first, but it’s a pretty rewarding read, filled with oddball humour and conspiratorial mystery.


    I am most certainly feeling the love for the letter U these days, even if it does make for a confusing Wednesday at the ol’ comic shop—these books, for whatever reason, often ship the same week! Good day to U and yours.
 

This Week's Haul: Go Pens!

I burned through my comics and got my reviews done this week because game 7 is on tonight of the Stanley Cup Finals and I don't want any distractions. Go Pens!

Amazing Spider-Man #597

I kept moving this to the bottom of my comics pile this week because I was really dreading reading it. I hated last week's issue so much that I had pretty low expectations for this one. I would say it was marginally better, and by "marginally better" I mean nothing was killed by a projectile booger.

Two issues left in this arc and then hopefully the next one will be a whole lot better.

Super Friends #16

So in this issue all of the cold-themed villains face off to determine who is the BEST cold-themed villain. Sadly, we never find out the answer to this age-old questions because the stupid Super Friends break up the party. Boooo (I was hoping for Captain Cold).

Also in this issue: a gross misrepresentation of the great sport of hockey.

Billy Batson and the Magic of Shazam #5

Mike Kunkel was booted off this title (I don't know if an actual boot was used) for being too slow. It's too bad because it really was a great comic when he was writing and drawing it. It was definitely coming out too slowly, though, especially considering the target audience. So the Tiny Titans team has taken over the writing duties, with Byron Vaughn on art. The result is a Captain Marvel comic that is still a lot of fun, and can be read in about half the time as a Kunkel issue, for better or for worse.

Green Lantern Corps #37

A bunch of fighting about lanterns or something happened in this issue. What I remember more clearly is that it also featured a preview of that boner-meltingly boring-looking Justice League Cry for Justice comic that they have been running in most DC titles lately. You know the one I mean: Hal Jordan is just whining for five pages while the other members of the JLA stand there and listen, contributing a few boring comments. Cry for Justice? More like Whine for Justice. Or Cry for Mercy. What about this preview would make people think "This is gonna be AWESOME!"

The battle continues? What battle? I don't want this battle to continue. If I were in the room with these superheroes I would want to leave.

Unwritten #2

It seems that Vertigo is knocking another one outta the park with this new Mike Carey series. The first issue, which was really long and only $1, was awesome and hopefully everyone picked it up. The second issue was equally promising, with lots of excitement and intrigue. The basic premise is a man whose estranged father wrote a wildly popular series of children's fantasy books featuring a lead character by the same name of his son, Tom Taylor (think Harry Potter). The real life Tom now makes a living doing the convention circuit as a guest, but now his life is taking a strange turn. There are several possibilities that he becomes aware of: one is that he is not his father's biological son. The other is that the world his father created is real, and that Tom Taylor is the Tommy Taylor from the books. It's fun and compelling, with great art by Peter Gross.

And here's good news: Marvel finally had the good sense to release the Joss Whedon run on Runaways in digest format! Yay! My collection is complete...until Kathryn Immonen starts writing Runaways. Because that is going to rule.

The Alphabetical John Buys Comics

Batman No. 687

I followed Batman RIP and Battle for the Cowl and by gum, I’m going to read this Batman Reborn jazz, too. I’ll tell you when they get terrible.

Okay, I’m nowhere near my copy of Batman and Robin as I write this but I would categorize that comic as being concerned with establishing the relationships and character dynamics of the rejiggered Bat-crew and getting Dick “Batman” Grayson involved in some of the crazy Bat-style crime-fighting that we all know and love. Judd Winick, here in Batman, appears to be concentrating more on how folks are dealing with and adapting to the loss of Bruce Wayne. There’s a lot of heartfelt conversation here, folks, but Winick’s not bad at that.

I don’t know… this is a decent comic. It and Battle for the Cowl make each other slightly redundant, but I’m prepared to side with the regular series over the special event. I wish that I had more to say about it, frankly, but I got nothing. It’s not bad, it doesn’t contradict anything, it fills in some gaps that maybe didn’t need to be filled in but do no harm by being so. Oh! And they stopped that distressing trend of making the Scarecrow look like the visually-unappealing Batman Begins version! Full points for that!

Batman Confidential No. 30

Meh. I swear that the first half of this two-parter wasn’t so cliché-ridden. The motivations and ultimate method of defeat of the Bad Cop are so old and lame that I didn’t see them coming because surely nobody would trot out that old shtick again, right? And then I groaned. This wee arc also fell into the old Legends of the Dark Knight/Star Wars prequels trap of involving too many to-be-important characters in their younger years in the plot. So Montoya last issue and now Barbara Gordon? Gotta tell you, that flings us all headlong into the already murky depths of the timeline of the Bat-career. Babs here looks like she has 5-10 years to go before she’s gonna be Batgirl and then 5-10 until she’s Oracle and then Oracle’s career - say 3-5 more years and then One Year Later and then maybe six months to a year since… So is Batman 20 here or was he 50 when he died? If this is Year One, why is Gordon’s hair white? Could I be more nerdy-picky?

Booster Gold No. 21

Ah, good. Booster Gold was never in danger of being dropped from my list but the focus of the story was starting to waver a bit. Now the Black Beetle is back and there’s some Batman action going on… I am a happy man.

Meanwhile, this is the first of DC’s new experiment in doubling up lower-selling features. I have to say that I’m pretty in favour of the whole thing, as most of them are, like Booster Gold and Blue Beetle, the sort of comic that I like a whole lot and that get cancelled with depressing frequency. This issue shows that it can be done right, now let’s see if it’ll continue.

The Blue Beetle tale picks up where the series left off, with Jaime having to deal with the aftermath of rebooting his scarab and of his best friends being a couple. Also: a 40s-style giant robot named THINKO! and a family of criminal roboticists named von Neumann. I remain a happy man.

BPRD: War on Frogs No. 3

I guess that I haven't talked about this series before, huh? War on Frogs, for all of you non-BPRDers out there, is a series that is coming out in between the regular BPRD series, so one issue in six, essentially. They're character studies, taking place during the Bureau's a-while-ago-now effort to contain the horrible frog people that had been released into the world to herald the coming apocalypse. This one focuses on pyrokinetic Liz Sherman and is neato bandito. Artist Karl Moline delivers the most wearable-looking BPRD jackets yet!

John Arcudi writes this one, which highlights one of the interesting things about the world that BPRD and Hellboy and so forth are set in: it's all very much Mike Mignola's baby, but there's such an impressive level of artistic/editorial/writerly cooperation and collaboration that something that was at one point basically a one-man show has slowly becoome something that a multitude of people can work on and still produce a comic that fits right in with those thaat came before. Huzzah, Dark Horse!

Plus: exploding frog heads.

Red Robin No. 1

Another of those pesky Batman Reborn books, featuring Time Drake in the Red Robin getup that Jason Todd ditched at the end of Countdown and searching the world for Bruce Wayne. I'm glad that Tim's got a title even though Damian the jerk has taken over as Robin, now let's see how good it turns out to be.

Well, here are the good points:

- The Red Robin costume is boss. Easily one of the best designs from Kingdom Come, even if its presence  in the regular DCU is tinged with Countdown badness.

- This world tour that Robin is on is showing off some neat bits of the planet that regular nordamericano-centric comics don't, which is always fun.

- The more Damian-as-total-dick we get now, the more satisfying his eventual comeuppance will be.

And the problematic:

- For the most stable member of the Batman Family, Tim's acting awful crazy.  I guess that his lif has been slowly whittled away over the last twenty years or so... let's wait and see if he finds Bruce or not.

That's all I can think of just now. I was going to ask where Tim was getting all of his motorcycles as he traveled the world but it was covered in Batman in Barcelona so I shall keep my big mouth shut.

And the returning contestants:

Action Comics No. 878 - General Lane: “They can make diamonds out of coal with their bare hands, Lieutenant. Do you really think they’ve even the slightest inclination to be our friends?” That’s right, this is the issue that firmly establishes that the grand anti-Kryptonian/anti-superhuman conspiracy is headed by people who make wild assumptions all the time. And more than that one! These people are not good at their jobs!

Final Crisis Aftermath: Escape No. 2 - Oh man, I'm so confused. I'm... I'm going to have to read this again once it's all done. This has the potential to be one of the best comics of the year, or one of the worst, depending on how it all ends.

Flash: Rebirth No. 3 - This remains a good comic, but the more I read it, thhe more I realize that Barry Allen died when i was five and that i have a fair amount invested in the subsequent Flash mythos. I sure hope that all of that good stuff doesn't just get trampled underfoot in order to restore a status quo that's been gone almost as long as it existed in the first place.

Green lantern Corps No. 37 - Man, Sinestro Corps members all tend toward the ugly, don't they? Maybe they'd be nicer if people could get past that. Hey, this seems like as good a place to ask as any other: the Justice League: Cry for Justice preview says that it's coming out in July, and Hal Jordan is front and centre, whining his ass off. Shouldn't he be hip-deep in Blackest Night about then? What's the deal here?

Lockjaw and the Pet Avengers No. 2 - This comic remains a super-fun time. It's kinetic and funny and just plain fun to read. Ka-Zar's pal Zabu joins up this issue, Throg gets a good line, Ms. Lion is evidently the dog version of Johnny Thunder and Devil Dinosaur gets in on the action. Unadulterated good times.

R.E.B.E.L.S. No. 5 - Even if I didn't love Vril Dox and even if I wasn't happy to see best-Khund-ever Amon Hakk in comics again and even if this wasn't Legion of Super-Heroes-related, this comic would be worth it for the upcoming origin of Starro the Conquorer. I mean, what has it been, forty, fifty years since his first appearance. If this is done right, then Starro could make a far more compelling replacement for Darkseid than the somewhat dreary Lady Styx.

Plus: the spions look much cooler with their new puffy lizard heads.

Sherlock Holmes No. 2

The Strange Adventures of HP Lovecraft No. 2

The Unwritten No. 2