John Buys Comics, Wants Nachos.

 The Brave and the Bold No. 24

Aha! This is why I have kept buying this comic! Aside from glimpses of Icon and the Shield in a couple of places over the last month or so I haven’t seen any of this integration of the Milestone and Red Circle characters into the DCU and this is going to be one of the places I watch. Because it’s easy. 

When I heard about the merging of worlds I started reading some books from the Milestone and Impact lines – both imprints had their heydays during the least John Buys Comics portion of the Nineties – but haven’t really gotten a sense of either of them yet. Not too big a deal in the case of Impact, as it looks like they’re going back to the original Red Circle characters and re-re-re-reinventing them as new to the DCU, but it’s kind of tough to judge how well they’re handling the Homage characters without actually knowing anything about them. Luckily, this issue teams up Black Lightning and Static and has them teaming up against Holocaust, and I have read enough to get a sense of them. 

I don’t know whether Static was given all kinds of supporting cast drama and secret turmoil and so forth in his own comic but I reckon that it’s likely. Doesn’t really matter here, though, in what is essentially one big fire-and-lightning-drenched fight scene with father-and-son-esque moments between electrically-powered black super-heroes. Static cracks wise Spider-Man-style whilst cracking heads. Easy. Meanwhile, Holocaust is a colossal ass, jibing with what I’ve read in my Blood Syndicate researches. 

Of course, that brings me around to the subject of race, which is a bit of a given when talking about Milestone characters, who were created as and by members of minority groups specifically because the comics industry tends not to adequately represent them in either. Given DC’s recent track record re: Vixen looking about as black as me after a week in the sun (note: I am very not black), how did they do? Eh. Not bad. They still seem to be scared of giving anyone a skin tone darker than “really good tan” but at least Static and Black Lightning’s facial features don’t look like they were lifted from Whitey McCaucasianoid wholesale. Holocaust, on the other hand, sports a biker ‘stache that makes him look like he just emerged from a Midwestern trailer park. Call it a C for minimal effort. 

It’s a standard comic when you get right down to it: hero, hero, villain, teamup, fight, nachos. It *is* successful in its mission to place the city of Dakota in relation to the rest of the DCU. I’ll do some more reading and get back to you on how well they manage the rest of the Milestone merge. 

DC Comics House Ads 

Just a quick look at the house ads for the Red Circle comics. First: hooray for good house ads. This isn’t quite up to the quality of the ads from the late Eighties – the Golden Age of house ads, as far as I’m concerned – but they are engaging, what with their faux newspaper article aesthetic. Rachelle keeps making fun of me for being excited about these comics, but I grew up reading Archie Comics and 60s/70s Red Circle stuff and by damn, I have a lot of affection for ‘em. I was kind of hoping that they’d be treated a bit like the characters in The Twelve – heroes out of time from a simpler age, a Silver Age version of what the Justice Society is, kinda. Instead, it looks like they’re introducing them as new heroes, kind of like when the Charlton guys got absorbed into the DCU after the Crisis. 

So who have we got? 1) The Hangman, cast as some sort of eternal vengeance spirit or regular guy posing as the same instead of a regular guy who was the Comet’s brother. No loss there, and I like the costume – I never could resist that style of jacket.

2) Inferno. I have no idea. They’ve either used a really obscure guy that I’ve ever heard of or renamed someone else. Regardless, he seems to be a villain or antihero sort, which is interesting, as the one-shot is out in August, meaning that for one month, DC will be publishing two comic books featuring fire-themed, mustachioed villains.

3) The Web. In the Sixties, the Web was a Batman-style vigilante who was known as “the Henpecked Hero” because his wife gave him a hard time about being a middle-aged crimefighter. In the Nineties, the Impact Web was a SHIELD-ish organization concerned with policing superhumans. *This* Web is a guy in an atrocious costume who advertises for clients via the Internet. His personality looks to be somewhere between Booster Gold and Crackerjack from Astro City. Aside from the terrible costume (and maybe that’s on purpose, I don’t know) this could be pretty good.

4) The Shield. The Shield, always and forever, is a strong guy in a Stars-and-Stripes union suit. This one is wearing a “profoundly experimental suit based on nanotechnology”. I like that “profoundly” in there. 

Verdict: cautious optimism. 

Invincible No. 63 – Let me tell you a story. Wait, some context first. My girlfriend isn’t a comics person. She is a reading person and an art-loving person, so she will read things that I recommend based on her tastes. That said, it’s pretty unlikely that she’ll ever start buying dozens of comics per week like me. She does, however, get me to show her what I buy each week so she can look at the art and occasionally make fun of me for reading something with such lovingly-rendered boobies. She’s also a doctor and is going to be a pathologist someday, meaning that she has performed autopsies. Okay, so this week I was showing her my comics and this one came up and she made a little grossed-out noise. This is a gory-ass comic, folks. If you’re kind of upset about how bloody Green Lantern is getting, avoid this one. Good news is, it looks like they’re going to be getting back into more of that juicy Invincible plot per issue soon, hooray! 

Action Comics Annual No. 12 – Was I complaining about how there aren’t annuals any more recently? It’s true, I miss those crazy guys. Mostly, I miss the opportunity that it gives the creative team to turn away from the ongoing story for an issue and tell an imaginary tale or highlight a minor character or, as here, tell an origin story. This issue is the tale of how Thara Ak-Var and Christopher Kent became Nightwing and Flamebird, reverse respectively. Nothing too fancy, but it fills in all of the missing parts of their story and some of the untold particulars of Kandor’s society to boot. Good times. 

Final Crisis Aftermath: Dance No. 2 – Issue 2 is holding up to Issue 1’s promises: the Super Young Team, dissatisfied with the remoteness of their satellite headquarters, are moved to a building in what I assume to be Las Vegas but is called “Las Vulgar” throughout. There are a couple of interesting encounters with super-villains – interestingly, this comic seems to be doing the “tour the corners of the DCU” thing that I was hoping that Red Robin would – but the emerging plot is that Something Happened to Japan during Final Crisis and a mysterious group doesn’t want either the Team or the world to find out. Also: Most Excellent Super Bat’s constant pseudo-profundities on “Twitteratti” remain amusing, as does Shy Crazy Lolita Canary’s focused drunkenness.

Groom Lake No. 4 - Karl Baur and the aliens have escaped from Groom Lake! Lotsa air-planing and sexual tension here. Not so much plot, but every series needs an action issue now and again. Next issue looks to have a lot of the excellent giant robot Barada-2, so count me in.

Mysterius the Unfathomable No. 6 - Well, out of six issues, there have been intrusive ads in the middle of two covers. At least this "North 40" book looks reasonably interesting. As for Mysterius? Let's just say that I own the series and I'll likely be buying the trade. If you have any interest in a well-plotted story with great art and lots of ladies with big bums and you haven't been getting this as it's bcome out, well, you should do the same.

Life is happening. Maybe more reviews later if it's not too demanding. Good night!

The Return of Captain America!

Marvel went to the press this week with the most obvious shocking comic-related announcement of the year: Captain America is returning...from the grave!

We would like to offer some ideas about how Ed Brubaker, Marvel and Co. could go about bringing Steve Rogers back from the dead. Dave has included some helpful illustrations so as to make the powers at Marvel realize how awesome these ideas are.

POSSIBILITY #1: CAPTAIN AMERICA'S COFFIN WAS SHOT INTO SPACE AND LANDED ON THE GENESIS PLANET

POSSIBILITY #2: SHARON DREAMED THE WHOLE THING

POSSIBILITY #3: CAPTAIN AMERICA IS AWOKEN BY AN ENCHANTED KISS FROM WINTER SOLDIER

POSSIBILITY #4: CAPTAIN AMERICA IS AWOKEN BY AN ENCHANTED KISS FROM IRON MAN

 

I'm pulling for possibility #3!

Miss Fury is Awesome

Miss Fury was a serialized superhero comic strip that ran throughout the 1940s. Not only did it star a female superhero, but it was created, written, and drawn by a woman. June Tarpe Mills, using the pen name Tarpe Mills to conceal her gender, debuted her character, Black Fury, in 1941. Like all good superheroes, Black Fury was a bored wealthy socialite (Marla Drake). She happened to have a panther skin that was brought back from Africa for her as a gift, and thus her life of costumed crimefighting was born.

The serials were eventually collected into a very short-lived comic book series by Timely Comics (you might know them as Marvel Comics).The first three issues of the comic were thankfully reprinted in a book by Pure Imagination Publishing which isn't the easiest thing to find, but can be purchased from their website. I was given this book as a gift a couple of years ago, and I can tell you that it is awesome.

Not only does Mills hold her own writing and drawing adventure comics for men in a man's world, she totally throws down some of the craziest shit I have ever seen in comics. Stone cold badass craziness.

But you don't have to take my word for it.

MAIDS SLAPPING NURSES

 WOMEN BEING BRANDED WITH 
SWASTIKAS

THAT'S RIGHT—WOMEN BEING BRANDED 
WITH SWASTIKAS

MEN PUNCHING NURSES

CATS VERSUS MEN

MEN VERSUS CATS

MEN IN PANTHER SUITS BEATING WOMEN 
IN PANTHER SUITS

 

CATS BEING TURNED INTO BOMBS

In conclusion, this collection of comics is definitely worth hunting down. As you can see, the art is awesome. And these panels are just a taste of what goes down. I mean, half of the story takes place in Brazil! I didn't even get into that!

Ultimatum? I Just Met 'Um!

     I can’t seem to figure out the specific appeal of Ultimatum, other than that it maybe appeals to folks who want to see all their favourite Marvel characters die awful, horrible deaths that would make the producers of the Saw films look away in disgust. Wasp eaten alive by the Blob for some reason? Check. Dr. Strange’s head popped like a grape by Dormammu? Check. Giant-Man blown to bits by suicide bomber Madroxes? Check. Also, with its rampant lateness (thanks again, Jeph Loeb), it is now responsible for making the usually clockwork-like Ultimate Spider-Man run several weeks behind due to its involvement. Worst of all, with the Ultimate line relaunching as Ultimate Comics or some such nonsense in a few months, I’m getting the feeling that all of the death and destruction will be magically undone by the end of it, rendering the entire series even more pointless.


    However, despite Ultimatum’s best efforts to drag it down, the letter U is on a bit of a hot streak lately. There are a surprising number of quality titles beginning with the 21st letter of the alphabet lately. Vertigo’s Unwritten, by Mike Carey and Peter Gross, is off to a strong start, and may be well on its way to being the line’s next big hit. The $1 first issue helped, but the fact that it’s a well-executed series with a solid premise (a guy whose dad penned a Harry Potter-style fantasy series starring him may be, in reality, a fictional construct) certainly doesn’t hurt. There’s also The Unknown, from Boom! Studios, written by Mark Waid and drawn by Minck Oosterveer, a four-part mini about a terminally ill detective and her new hired muscle, which is also off to a great start. The second Umbrella Academy miniseries recently wrapped up, continuing to mine a terrific vein of superhero sci-fi weirdness that brings to mind Grant Morrison’s Doom Patrol.


    My favourite of all these, though, doesn’t actually begin with U, but it does feature prominently in the title—The Great Unknown is a five-part miniseries from Duncan Rouleau (the writer/artist behind the recent Metal Men mini from DC), published by Image. It stars a slacker doofus named Zach Feld who lives with his parents and gets drunk all the time, despite being a visionary genius inventor. The problem is, every time Zach has a great new idea, someone just barely beats him to the patent office with it. Is he perpetually too late, or is someone stealing the ideas right out of his head? The mystery unfolds further in flashbacks to an experiment from Zach’s college days, while he follows various clues and avoids the televised intervention his family is trying to stage with him for a reality TV show. Rouleau’s eccentric narrative and tripped-out art style may be off-putting at first, but it’s a pretty rewarding read, filled with oddball humour and conspiratorial mystery.


    I am most certainly feeling the love for the letter U these days, even if it does make for a confusing Wednesday at the ol’ comic shop—these books, for whatever reason, often ship the same week! Good day to U and yours.
 

This Week's Haul: Go Pens!

I burned through my comics and got my reviews done this week because game 7 is on tonight of the Stanley Cup Finals and I don't want any distractions. Go Pens!

Amazing Spider-Man #597

I kept moving this to the bottom of my comics pile this week because I was really dreading reading it. I hated last week's issue so much that I had pretty low expectations for this one. I would say it was marginally better, and by "marginally better" I mean nothing was killed by a projectile booger.

Two issues left in this arc and then hopefully the next one will be a whole lot better.

Super Friends #16

So in this issue all of the cold-themed villains face off to determine who is the BEST cold-themed villain. Sadly, we never find out the answer to this age-old questions because the stupid Super Friends break up the party. Boooo (I was hoping for Captain Cold).

Also in this issue: a gross misrepresentation of the great sport of hockey.

Billy Batson and the Magic of Shazam #5

Mike Kunkel was booted off this title (I don't know if an actual boot was used) for being too slow. It's too bad because it really was a great comic when he was writing and drawing it. It was definitely coming out too slowly, though, especially considering the target audience. So the Tiny Titans team has taken over the writing duties, with Byron Vaughn on art. The result is a Captain Marvel comic that is still a lot of fun, and can be read in about half the time as a Kunkel issue, for better or for worse.

Green Lantern Corps #37

A bunch of fighting about lanterns or something happened in this issue. What I remember more clearly is that it also featured a preview of that boner-meltingly boring-looking Justice League Cry for Justice comic that they have been running in most DC titles lately. You know the one I mean: Hal Jordan is just whining for five pages while the other members of the JLA stand there and listen, contributing a few boring comments. Cry for Justice? More like Whine for Justice. Or Cry for Mercy. What about this preview would make people think "This is gonna be AWESOME!"

The battle continues? What battle? I don't want this battle to continue. If I were in the room with these superheroes I would want to leave.

Unwritten #2

It seems that Vertigo is knocking another one outta the park with this new Mike Carey series. The first issue, which was really long and only $1, was awesome and hopefully everyone picked it up. The second issue was equally promising, with lots of excitement and intrigue. The basic premise is a man whose estranged father wrote a wildly popular series of children's fantasy books featuring a lead character by the same name of his son, Tom Taylor (think Harry Potter). The real life Tom now makes a living doing the convention circuit as a guest, but now his life is taking a strange turn. There are several possibilities that he becomes aware of: one is that he is not his father's biological son. The other is that the world his father created is real, and that Tom Taylor is the Tommy Taylor from the books. It's fun and compelling, with great art by Peter Gross.

And here's good news: Marvel finally had the good sense to release the Joss Whedon run on Runaways in digest format! Yay! My collection is complete...until Kathryn Immonen starts writing Runaways. Because that is going to rule.