The Best of 2009: DC

Part two of our Best of 2009 review! This time we look at the best of what the Grand Old Lady of comic books, DC Comics, had to offer this year. Er, sorry. Make that DC Entertainment. We were entertained...by some stuff. Here's what we liked:

Jonah Hex by Jimmy Palmiotti, Justin Gray and Various Artists

Maybe when the movie comes out next year Jonah Hex will finally get the respect he deserves. He is one of the coolest characters ever created, and the current Jonah Hex series has been one of DC's best comics since it began. Unfortunately, the sales on this title have been lacking, but fortunately it has persevered. If it had been canceled, we would never have gotten the superb issue #50 that came out this month, with art by Darwyn Cooke. That issue was hands down one of the best single comics of the year (and one of the most heartbreaking). Jonah Hex also got experimental this year, trying out a six-part storyline when the comic had previously been almost entirely one-shots. The storyline was great, but I doubt it helped boost sales much. Here's hoping the movie does the trick, because these trades should be flying off the shelves. Check out my interview with Jimmy Palmiotti here. - RG

Secret Six by Gail Simone and Nicola Scott

I am so happy Secret Six is an ongoing series. It's equal parts hilarious, insane, gross, sexy and just plain fun. It also packs more character emotion into each issue than pretty much any other superhero comic without being melodramatic. It's a team of violent, self-serving misfits who, despite their best efforts, are adorably loyal to each other. Gail Simone is up there with Jason Aaron when it comes to creating situations that make you say "holy shit!" out loud while you're reading. And I like that in a woman. I also like Nicola Scott's beautiful art. She can draw a sexy Deadshot. - RG

Batman: Streets of Gotham by Paul Dini and Dustin Nguyen; Marc Andreyko and Jeremy Huan

I had no intention of reading this series. For one thing, it is a Batman story, minus Batman, that includes Hush. For another, I was pretty underwhelmed by Paul Dini's run on Detective Comics. My plan was to just ignore all Batman titles not written by Grant Morrison until Bruce Wayne is back and someone good is writing him again. A few weeks ago I read the first issue of Streets of Gotham,  mostly for the Manhunter back-up. A couple of days later I went to the shop and bought the rest of the issues, and added the series to my pull list. I have been pretty mopey about there not being any Batman stories lately, but this is a really good Batman story! Unlike a lot of comics I have been reading this year, there is really nothing boring about it, and I always look forward to the next issue to see what's going to happen. Nguyen's art has been great, and the Manhunter back-up story by Marc Andreyko and Jeremy Haun, is also really good. It's making the wait for Bruce Wayne's return a little easier. - RG

Power Girl by Jimmy Palmiotti, Justin Gray and Amanda Conner

There is no reason why any self-respecting feminist should care about Power Girl. Her costume is designed purely for drooling fanboys: a white, high-cut bathing suit with a giant hole that exposes her comically enormous breasts. Everything about her has always screamed "Stay away, females! This character is not for you!" That is until Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray launched Power Girl's first ongoing solo series earlier this year. Paired with Amanda Conner's beautiful and adorable art, this series has been fantastic since issue #1. They gave her a distinct personality, a job, an apartment, a stylish-yet-casual wardrobe, a cat, a gal-pal, and they have made her a hero that self-respecting women can not only root for, but relate to. And that feat should make this an award-winning series on its own. I have read every issue of this comic with giddy delight, and I love that many issues will feature pages of content that consist of Power Girl calling up her pal Terra to go to a movie or grab something to eat. Delightful! Also you should check out the Terra miniseries by the same creative team if you haven't already. - RG

Batman Confidential: King Tut's Tomb by Nunzio DeFilippis, Christina Weir, Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez and Kevin Nowlan

In the year without Batman, Nunzio DeFilippis and Christina Weir blindsided us with one of the single best Batman stories that I have read in a long time. And it was well hidden in a title that has been mostly lackluster since it's beginning, Batman Confidential. Their three-part story gives us the Batman comic debut of King Tut, a silver age-inspired villain who is obsessed with ancient Egypt. It's a fun story that has Batman doing actual detective work, and teaming up with the Riddler to do it. It also features fantastic art by Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez and Kevin Nowlan. Not too shabby! The story is being collected into a trade, which is great news. Check out my interview with DeFilippis and Weir here. - RG

Scalped by Jason Aaron, RM Guera and others (Vertigo)

This is easily one of the best comics on the stands. I love everything Aaron is doing over at Marvel, but this thing is a masterpiece. You could say that this would make a great HBO series, but the truth is that it is already being presented in the perfect medium. It's bleak as hell, but you can't put it down, especially if you buy it in trade format, which I recommend. It's been going strong for three years, and here's hoping for at least another ten. - RG

The Nobody by Jeff Lemire (Vertigo)

This has been a huge year for Canadian indie comic heartthrob Jeff Lemire. His Essex County trilogy (Top Shelf), one of my favourite things I have ever read, was collected into one giant, attractive volume in both hardcover and paperback, he launched his first ongoing series, Sweet Tooth with Vertigo (more on that from Tiina in a minute), AND he released The Nobody, an original graphic novel with Vertigo. The Nobody is a re-imagining of the classic H.G. Wells story, The Invisible Man, set it in a tiny Michigan fishing village. The reactions of the locals to the bizarre new resident, who has taken a permanent room at the local motel, range from fear, suspicion and hatred to curiosity and, in the case of one bored high school girl, fascination. Told with Lemire's instantly-recognizable artwork, The Nobody is a quiet-yet-powerful tale with richly developed characters and dialogue that you can hear every word of. Check out my interview with Jeff Lemire here! - RG

Superman: Secret Origin by Geoff Johns and Gary Frank

I keep hearing this: "Do we really need another Superman origin story?" The answer is yes, we do. "Really?" Yes. Shut up. And get me sandwich. While some people are so jaded they can't enjoy a retelling of where our boy, Superman, came from, I've been losing it over this mini-series. I guess we need another Superman origin story when IT'S PERFECT. Johns (who I assume is my distant relative), makes each issue rich with story, so it feels more like a trade than a single issue. I think that Superman has so much potential for emotionally moving stories and Johns just absolutely goes there. Frank is unbelievably good. I'm a big Christopher Reeve fan (who else thinks Christopher Reeve deserves a posthumous Oscar? Let's start a Facebook group!), so I love Frank's Reeve-y Supie, and seeing a young version of him made me squeal with delight. I love how Frank draws the facial expressions, especially on young Lex and Clark. I love the look of Legion's costumes. Really, I love the look of this comic so much that I want to cut it up and glue it to the ceiling of my bedroom so it's the first thing I see in the morning.
 
While the story obviously feels familiar—from a young Clark Kent on a farm in Smallville, to Supes catching Lois falling from a building in Metropolis—it's one that I don't ever tire of. I would be so happy to gather together every December 25th and read about this comic about origins of the best guy ever, SUPERMAN. -TJ

Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade by Landry Q. Walker and Eric Jones

I had been getting frustrated with how difficult it was to find an all-ages superhero comic with a girl main character. It was actually embarrassingly difficult. There are tons of non-superhero-y stuff that girls totally devour, so why aren't Marvel and DC all over this totally viable market? But then Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade busted in and saved my day. This is absolutely the funnest book of the year, and totally appealing to young girls, without being about, y'know, ponies. Walker and Jones succeed in this comic where so many other creators falter—the story includes bits of DC continuity with old favourite characters and past story-lines—while still remaining fresh and accessible to new readers. This Supergirl has a new (and arguably less confusing) origin. She lived on a Kryptonian moon colony that survived the destruction of Krypton. After a fight with her parents she hid on rocket bound for earth, but once she arrived, she realized she was stuck there until Superman could figure out how to get her home. The story finds Supergirl stuck in 8th grade, and draws on the important thing that makes us able to relate to a more-than-human character—she's an alien, and an outsider, just trying fit in.

It's an all-ages comic that kids will love, and crusty old nerds will secretly adore.-TJ

Sweet Tooth by Jeff Lemire (Vertigo)

My favourite new series of the year, hands down. Set in rural, post-apocalyptic Canada (or Nebraska or wherever), Sweet Tooth follows little Gus, an antler-headed boy born into a world where a plague has wiped out just about everyone. All the kids are supposedly humans with animal parts like Gus (although we've only seen Gus so far), and many of the adults are awful douches who hunt these kids. When his father dies, Gus leaves his log cabin home in the woods, and sets out to find the Preserve—a safe haven for animal-kids that may or may not exist—with the help of a huge, scary and violent dude named Jeppard. Much of the story is a mystery, as we see the world through lil' Gus's eyes, and his information is mostly rumors or stories from his religiously devout father. The story and art are fiercely original and totally engaging. In Gus, Lemire has created a character that I immediately care about. I'm getting stomachaches each issue from worrying about that little guy. What the heck is going to happen to him?

As Rachelle mentioned, Jeff Lemire is just totally killing it this year. Also, a Google image search has lead me to believe that he's totally cute too. Dude is a catch, and Sweet Tooth rules. -TJ

Mysterius the Unfathomable by Jeff Parker and Tom Fowler (WildStorm)

As much as I enjoy a story about an upstanding proponent of Truth, Justice and the [insert your nation of origin] Way of Life triumphing over evil or maybe a persecuted loner who fights on the side of the angels no matter what the world throws at him, there's just something about reading a tale featuring a total bastard doing what's right. It's just so... satisfying, not least because a bastard's brand of wrong-righting hews a lot closer to what you or I might get up to in the same situation - I certainly wouldn't be able to resist enriching myself or really sticking it to my foes, given the super-powered opportunity. Enter Mysterius, an ageless and mercenary sorcerer who makes his living doing stage shows and seances, both to pay the bills and as a form of hiding in plain sight. He's just basically duped the latest in a long line of assistants into joining up with him, he never pays a cheque and he'll do just about anything to get his own way. He relentlessly screws over person after person in this series, and yet he also ends up saving the day when it really counts. Plus: highly entertaining plot elements featuring sinister magical renditions of Burning Man, Dr Seuss, the Amazing Randi and David Blaine. Plus plus: it all looks fantastic, in an unconventionally wonderful, all the dudes have bellies, all the dames have big butts way. Plus plus plus: it was, I am sure, crafted out of pure delight, or at least reads that way. -JM (Check out our interview with Jeff Parker about Mysterius here).

Blackest Night by Geoff Johns and Ivan Reis

The latest DC crossover event is getting a lot of flak for jumping on the zombie bandwagon (DC Zombies is the most oft-repeated zinger, implying that DC is ripping off Marvel's recurring hit), but Geoff Johns and Ivan Reis are up to something a lot more interesting than that here. The revolving-door aspect of death and rebirth that has become increasingly commonplace since Barry Allen's ultimate sacrifice almost 25 years ago is, it turns out, part of a larger plot perpetrated by obscure Green Lantern nemesis Nekron. Spinning out of events in Johns and Reis' Green Lantern, Blackest Night is notable because it's the first DC crossover to feature the Hal Jordan GL and the Barry Allen Flash as its chief protagonists, rather than usual suspects Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman. Most of the tie-in miniseries and issues are largely unnecessary--it's pretty clear that Blackest Night was originally supposed to be simply a story running through the Green Lantern books, and there's honestly not that much story to go around beyond that. However, if you stick with Blackest Night, Green Lantern, and Green Lantern Corps, you'll be treated to a darkly suspenseful superhero epic that builds nicely on many of its predecessors. And Ivan Reis shows that he has picked up the artistic reins of earth-shaking action that people came to expect from Authority-era Bryan Hitch. -DH

Wednesday Comics by a Whole Pile of Creators

More exciting for its retro, Sunday Funnies-format and killer lineup of creators, this was one of my most anticipated reads of 2009...and yet it was, in some ways, one of my most disappointing. Ultimately, the bad and the mediocre strips tended to outnumber the good, and the whole affair was more tiresome than exciting. I still feel duty-bound to include it because I think DC should be applauded for attempting such a bold (and likely very expensive) experiment. Some strips that seemed like sure things, like Neil Gaiman and Mike Allred's Metamorpho and Kyle Baker's Hawkman, fell flat, while left-field offerings like Paul Pope's Strange Adventures and Karl Kerschl's Flash, took advantage of the weekly strip format and managed to stay fresh and cool throughout.  -DH

Planetary #27 (WildStorm): This makes my year-end list more for the cumulative effect of the entire series, which I revisited in the weeks before the much-anticipated, much-delayed finale of Warren Ellis and John Cassaday's magnum opus arrived. I can only imagine that the oversized conclusion, which technically acts as more of an epilogue to the famously infrequent series (issue #26 shipped three years earlier!), wouldn't make much of an impact on its own. However, taken in its proper context, it provides a fitting and emotionally resonant capstone to a towering, ambitious work that folds pretty much all fantastic fiction--pulp magazines, superhero comics, Hong Kong action films, Japanese giant monster epics, and much, much more--into a fascinating shared universe. -DH

The Unwritten by Mike Carey and Peter Gross (Vertigo)

This book is a wonderful example of the power of a) previews and b) the "first issues are only a dollar" policy that Vertigo books had for a while, both of which tactics ensured that a hell of a lot more people picked this up than might have otherwise. Which is great, because this is a wonderful series and I sincerely hope that it gets to be one of those epic comic book endeavors that gets to follow its intended path and end just where its creators want it to. The Unwritten is concerned with the life of Tom Taylor, the son of a man who wrote the insanely popular adventures of Tommy Taylor, student wizard, before mysteriously vanishing. Tom lives off of his father's reflected fame, appearing at conventions and the like, and generally does very little with his life. And then, as tends to happen, things get weird. Elements of fiction start to bleed into the real world, the question of whether Tom is merely the basis for Tommy or the real McCoy arises, secret societies creep from the shadows and horrible murders are committed. Fiction and inspiration are starting to emerge as of major importance to the state of the world of The Unwritten, and it all makes for the kind of fantastic comic that hopefully every nerd worth his/her salt will have the collected volumes of on their bookshelf in ten or fifteen years. Issue five is devoted to the literary adventures of Rudyard Kipling! And of course it looks fantastic, from the cover onward. Goes without saying, really. - JM

North 40 by Aaron Wilson and Fiona Staples (WildStorm)

An epic battle between good and evil, as personified in the forms of a comic-style nerd and a goth chick! Once again, someone has been reading my dreams. The first (hopefully of many) story arc of this book just ended, and I couldn't be happier. Here's the skinny: said Comic Nerd and Goth Chick managed to get their hands on a Lovecraftian tome of arcane power (through the ever-frightful Interlibrary Loan system - when will it cease destabilizing human civilization?) and were transformed into something akin to demigods. Goth Chick, being evil, or at least callously indifferent to the rights of others to exist, set out to remake the world in horror, while Comic Nerd made it his mission to stop her, to which end he erected a barrier around Conover County to contain them both. Both also set about transforming the people of the county into champions of their respective sides, but since Comic Nerd had to expend so much of his power in erecting and maintaining the barrier, there are a great deal more horrible monsters than superhumans roaming the countryside. Meanwhile, an ancient witch with ties to the source of their power mobilizes forces to stop them both. And that, my friends, is the backdrop. The real fun of this series is watching the various factions of the county react to the fact that everyone now has crazy powers, regardless of whether they were granted by the Nerd of Good or the Goth of Evil. Suddenly, the redneck family in the hills or the high school's popular kids or the guys running the drug lab in the junkyard all have the power to be on equal footing with each other and with the county's traditional authorities. Lines are drawn and continue to shift as the series goes on - there's a zombie prom queen whose day has not yet arrived, for instance. So: action, a large and interesting cast of characters, ancient evil, modern evil, super-heroes (kind of), octopoidal god-things, mystical junk-bots and mutated hill-folk. If it hadn't started in the Summer then this would be my favourite Christmas present. - JM

R.E.B.E.L.S. by Tony Bedard and Andy Clarke

Ah, space comics. Struggles between whole civilizations! Vast fleets of starcraft! Champions of alien worlds employing fist-based diplomacy! DC has a wonderful cosmic setting, drawing as it does on the antics of Hawkman, the Green Lantern Corps, the Omega Men, the Justice League, Adam Strange, Captain Comet and on and on. And of course the Legion of Super-Heroes, which retro-spawned L.E.G.I.O.N., which begat R.E.B.E.L.S. and its leading man Vril Dox, the Biggest Bastard in Comic Books. Dox is on the run once again, having had the reins of space police force L.E.G.I.O.N. stolen from him and his own robo-police turned to the task of hunting him down. Happily, his Thirtieth Century descendant Querl Dox (aka the Legion of Super-Heros' Brainiac 5) sends him some future-knowledge to help him survive and get on with the important job of being an ancestor. Everything excellent about the last fifty years of outer space DC comic books is making its way into this series, from Kanjar Ro and his Gamma Gong to Despero to the surprisingly scrappy Gil'dishpan to Amon Hak doing his best impression of Legion foe Tyr to Vril Dox getting his very own Sinestro Corps ring for a couple of issues. Sure it's a pretty rooted-in-continuity kind of story because of all of that but frankly, I don't care. It looks great, it's well-written and it features a terrific reinterpretation of Starro the Conqueror, something that I wouldn't have really believed was possible before now. - JM

Adventure Comics by Geoff Johns and Francis Manapul

This one is a simple equation: having an Adventure Comics series in which Superboy lives in Smallville and has run-ins with a scientifically-minded youngster while splitting his time between heroics and high school is a good idea. It might go off the rails in the new year, especially if/when Johns leaves, but up until now it's been a very satisfying book to pick up every month (and featured what might very well be the ultimate comeuppance of the much-loathed Superboy Prime!). All this and a Legion of Super-Heroes second feature! It's more than i could have hoped for. - JM

Batwoman in Detective Comics by Greg Rucka and J H Williams III

When Batwoman (two? three? four?) first appeared in 52 a couple of years ago she was kind of a neat character: gay, of course, which is still something of a super-hero rarity, visually striking with her black and red colour scheme, mysteriously motivated. Then she pretty much faded from sight, or at least got lost in one of the far too many 52 and Countdown and Final Crisis tie-ins. When she turned up as the lead in post (mortem) Batman Detective Comics my initial reaction was mild interest. Oh, the folly of youth. First up, the first two story arc have been great. Batwoman versus the Crime Religion and its leader who only speaks in quotes from Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass? Teaming up with half-human members of a splinter Crime sect to prevent Alice and her minions from poisoning everyone in Gotham City? A squid man? And that's all before the current arc began, the current arc that is in the process of explaining why and how a seemingly spoiled debutante ended up becoming the latest in a long line of dark avengers of the Gotham night, and doing it believably (for a comic book value of believability, of course) and well. All that would probably be enough to have this title in my stack every month, but what really ensured that Batwoman in Detective Comics would be on this list is the fact that it looks friggin' amazing. J H Williams III starts out strong, with fantastically arresting visuals that emphasize the red/black Batwoman colour scheme (and here I must point out that John's Favourite Colourist Dave Stewart is playing a big part in all of this as well), which would be great in and of itself, but then you turn the page and discover that Kathy Kane's private life is illustrated and coloured in a different style and then you read the recent flashback issues and they're in yet another style. And it all looks amazing. On top of all of that, the panel layouts are positively the most original that I've ever seen - Batwoman fights and the panels become bolts of lightning, she leaps and they're bats. Alice's madness renders the edges of her panels into insane wisps of smoke. The way that the story is being told and the story itself interact in an astonishingly effective way. COMIC BOOKS! Oh, and I haven't even mentioned the second feature, delightful in and of itself and featuring Renee "The Question" Montoya in a good old fashioned "do your homework, solve the crime, stomp the bad guys" yarn. What fun! - JM

Batman and Robin by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely - There has been some debate over exactly how successful a job Grant Morrison did of breaking Batman down in Batman RIP, but it's a lot harder to dispute the fact that Batman and Robin has been completely awesome.

Wait, I forgot. We're all comics nerds here, aren't we. Disputes are being composed as I type. Well, stow 'em, because you aren't going to convince me that Dick Grayson and Batman's horrible son Damien teaming up as Batman and Robin, as illustrated (usually) by Frank Quitely and versus a new batch of villains straight from the fertile brain of Grant Morrison isn't delicious. Happy-go-lucky Batman and hard-nosed pre-teen Robin is the biggest shift in that team's dynamic since the Eighties, and that can only be a good thing in my eyes.

Sure, Jason Todd, the bane of my Bat-existence, did invade the second story arc, but I'm feeling forgiving. After all, a) we're now one step closer to being rid of the pissy bastard once and for all and b) he had an amazingly designed new Red Hood costume.

As someone who basically buys Batman comics as a reflex, this title has been a positive gift - JM

Honourable Mentions

Victorian Undead, by Ian Edginton and Davide Fabbri - "Blah blah blah tired of zombies blah blah." Yes, I have heard that this is the case with many of you, that you have been overexposed to one of the basic monster types and can therefore derive no more joy from their shambling antics. Poppycock, says I, and produce these three pieces of evidence to the contrary: 1) I still like them. 2) The zombie is the blankest of monster canvasses and can be used to tell any type of story, from any era, in any style of writing. Like Batman. 3) Victorian Undead. How can you resist class-obsessed Londoners being devoured by corpses? And featuring the best-written comic book Sherlock Holmes that I've encountered in years (sorry Leah Moore)! - JM

Final Crisis Aftermath: Run! By Matthew Sturges and Freddie Williams with terrific covers by Kako - I simply had to mention the covers on this series, as they were fantastic. This was the Final Crisis Aftermath series that truly accomplished what it set out to do, which was to have the Human Flame drive his life into the ground, alienate the entire world and ultimately come to justice. Very cathartic for those who love the Martian Manhunter. - JM

Astro City by Kurt Busiek and Brent E. Anderson - Look, as long as Astro City keeps on coming out and doesn't magically transform into a comic about a man reading the phone book to his cat, it will be on my "best of" list. This year saw the end of what I think is the penultimate chapter in the epic Dark Age storyline, plus the two-part Astra special, and every single time it provides me with joy. - JM

Seaguy by Grant Morrison and Cameron Stewart - Not actually one of my "best of year" books, but this deserves a mention because a) there were a fair number of folks who never ever thought that Seaguy would ever return in a million years and b) this could very well be the reason that Grant Morrison wrote Final Crisis, so that he could return to what is perhaps his most completely and unabashedly messed-up creation. - JM

Batgirl by Bryan Q. Miller, Lee Garbett and Trevor Scott - This series hasn't been spectacular yet, but it has the potential to be very fun. I'm going to mention it here and then watch carefully. - JM

Wonder Woman by Gail Simone and Aaron Lopresti - This was on my Best of list last year, and I'm still loving it this year. It's the perfect creative team matched with the perfect character. - RG

Superman: World of New Krypton by Greg Rucka, James Robinson and Pete Woods - I dropped both Superman and Action Comics this year because I was finding them to be both dull and boring. But World of New Krypton I have actually been enjoying since the beginning. Maybe it's because it's the only Superman title that Superman is actually in. Or maybe it's because Superman looks hot in that military uniform. - RG

The Best of 2009: Marvel

2009 is almost over and we, like all nerds, are taking some time to reflect on the best comics of the year. Because there are four of us writing the blog this year, we figured it would be best to divide the list into four categories: Marvel, DC, Collections and Original Graphic Novels, and The Best of the Rest. We'll post one of these lists each day for the next four days.

Now, even though there are four of us, it doesn't mean that we've read everything. I know I trade wait a lot of really good comics like Incredible Hercules and Agents of Atlas that won't make the list just because I haven't gotten around to reading them yet.

As an aside, I personally think that Marvel triumphed over DC overall this year. This is mostly for three reasons: a plethora of hot young talent; a willingness to experiment with its characters and allow "outsider" creators play in the Marvel Universe, and minimal crossovers (more importantly, minimal titles being pulled into crossovers).

So here are our picks for the Best of Marvel, 2009. Dave and I are pretty much the only ones who read an array of Marvel titles on a regular basis, but Johnathan has a few contributions to this list.  - Rachelle 

Wolverine: Weapon X  by Jason Aaron, Ron Garney and Yanick Paquette
In my opinion, Jason Aaron is the comic writer of the year. He had three ongoing series in 2009, Ghost Rider, Scalped and Wolverine: Weapon X, as well as a number of one-shots and guest spots. He also started a brand new ongoing series in November, Punishermax. And here's the thing: they all rule. I really like Jason Aaron's writing because it's full of crazy, insane violence, but without any of the cynicism of, say, a Garth Ennis book. I can't verify that this is true, but when I read Aaron's superhero comics, I feel like he has exactly the right attitude about comic books: they are awesome, but shouldn't be taken too seriously. Every title he writes, (with the exception of Scalped, which is just a masterpiece), takes comics back to being sensationalist pulp entertainment full of insane fun. Wolverine is a character that Jason Aaron writes really well. The first storyline in Wolverine: Weapon X has Logan fighting evil super soldiers in the jungles of Colombia. And when I saw evil, I mean they have laser claws and guns that shoot bullets full of cancer. The second story has put Logan, suffering from amnesia, in an truly horrific insane asylum that he can only get out of if he remembers that he can pretty much kill he shit out of anyone if he wants to. This series is everything a Wolverine comic should be. -RG

Ghost Rider by Jason Aaron, Tony Moore, and Mark Robinson and Ghost Riders: Heavens on Fire by Jason Aaron and Roland Boschi
Jason Aaron's awesome run on Ghost Rider will sadly come to an end soon. It's a damn tragedy because I would have happily read this series forever. At the same time, though, I am excited to see what Aaron does next. I want to see his take on every character. Wouldn't you love to read a Jason Aaron Daredevil comic? Or see what he does with Superman? Or Supergirl? I know I would. In the meantime we'll have Wolverine: Weapon X and Punishermax to keep things awesome. Although they probably won't have U.S. 1 character cameos, and that's too bad. Adding Tony Moore as the artist for a short run on this series was a stroke of genius, by the way. -RG

Daredevil by Ed Brubaker, Michael Lark, and others
Ed Brubaker and Michael Lark wrapped up their flawless run on Daredevil this year. They took over the comic in 2006, faced with the challenge of picking it up after Brian Michael Bendis' insane cliffhanger finish that saw Daredevil's identity disclosed and our hero thrown in jail. Brubaker took a difficult task and turned it into a masterpiece. This year's stories were really excellent, beginning with Lady Bullseye and moving into the Return of the King storyline, and ending with Daredevil becoming the leader of The Hand. And you know what? Andy Diggle has been doing a great job since he took over, so it looks like Daredevil will continue to be one of my favourite comics as we enter 2010. Also exciting: The first volume of the Brubaker/Lark Daredevil Omnibus collection was released this year, meaning that the comic is beautifully presented on giant, heavy-duty pages. As it should be. -RG

Nomad by Sean McKeever and David Baldeon
It is just so exciting to see Sean McKeever writing for Marvel again. I don't want to call his time at DC a colossal failure, but, well...it's just nice to see him writing for Marvel again. And back writing fun stories about teenagers! Nomad is a completely charming mini-series that takes a fairly confusing character and put her at the centre of a very accessible and enjoyable story of teen anxiety. It's common for teenagers to have trouble fitting in, but Rikki Barnes has just arrived in town from an alternate universe, so her situation is a little more extreme. Worse still: her brother in this universe isn't her brother...and he has a big crush on her. Despite all this, she is still totally kicking ass with confidence using the skills she learned as Captain America's sidekick back in her old universe. Nomad is not a character that anyone should really care about, or want brought back, but Marvel was smart enough to hire McKeever for the job and that makes all the difference. Also: Nomad has one of the coolest costumes in comics right now.  -RG

Criminal: Deluxe Edition by Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips
There's really nothing I can say about this comic that hasn't been said already by a million people. It's a fantastic, perfect series of crime stories with compelling characters (my favourite is Leo) and great art. It celebrates the pulp crime genre by perfectly marrying it with a medium that can really do it justice: uncensored comic books. Now the first few arcs are collected in a big beautiful hardcover book and you should buy it. -RG  
 

Strange Tales, By Many, Many People
Strange Tales
was such a good idea - I'm surprised that it took this long to happen. Paul Pope, Tony Millionaire, Stan Sakai, Jhonen Vasquez... these are people who are going to make your comic anthology sing. Heck, Vasquez' "MODOK and Me" inspired my Halloween costume, the scamp. I was originally kind of grumpy about this title, and was going to award the coveted "Best of Year" title on issue number one only, but I just reread them all and I recant my cranky position. Basically everything in this series is really solid - the Dash Shaw Dr Strange yarn and Jacob Chabot's tale of Ben Grimm and his Chia mustache both just made me guffaw all over again, for example - but the distribution of stories among the issues was really uneven, with the bulk of the mind-blowingly pretty/funny stuff crammed into the first installment. Plus Peter Bagge's "Incorrigible Hulk" suffers for being chopped up into segments. But for all my complaining, this is some of the most entertaining stuff that I've read all year, with some of the best looking/most unorthodox super-hero art since, well, Bizarro Comics. If you haven't taken it in yet, just make sure to read all three issues at once and you won't have to suffer unwarranted nerd rage, like me. - JM

Invincible Iron Man by Matt Fraction and Salvador Larroca
The Iron Man movie kicked off the 2008 summer season, becoming one of the year's highest grossing pictures, rebooting Robert Downey Jr.'s career, and introducing the Armored Avenger to a giant new audience hungry to read more of his exploits. Unfortunately, 2007's Civil War crossover had turned the character into Marvel's biggest douchebag, a tin-plated dictator who made everyone give up their secret identities and was indirectly responsible for the death of his best friend, Captain America. Matt Fraction and Salvador Larroca were given the unenviable task of relaunching Ol' Shellhead's series a few months later, and thankfully, they rose to the occasion with fast-paced action, snarky-cool technojargon, and snappy humour. The new ongoing series' opening arc returned the focus to Stark Industries and Tony's ongoing moral dilemma over how his technology was being used. Fraction and Larroca followed up with a stellar one-off issue guest-starring Spider-Man, and continued with the year-long World's Most Wanted arc, dealing with Tony Stark's fall from grace and following the fugitive hero's quest to destroy his own technology to keep it out of Norman Osborn's hands. In the wake of World's Most Wanted, the current Stark: Disassembled storyline is concerned with rebuilding the character and his relationship with the other Avengers, just in time for the upcoming Siege event (and, of course, Iron Man 2, in theatres next summer). -DH

Punisher, the current Franken-Castle arc by Rick Remender and Tony Moore
It seems that lately, whenever someone buys an issue of the current Rick Remender/Tony Moore Punisher from me, they inevitably groan and ask when the Franken-Castle storyline is going to be over, as if they're worried that Marvel is going to actually keep the character running around as a Frankenstein forever. Hey, if they did, I wouldn't complain--one of the best things about Remender's Marvel Universe-centric Punisher relaunch is how much it embraces the roots of its comic book silliness, making use of crazy superhero tech like Pym Particles, old storylines like the Scourge's massacre at The Bar With No Name, and now, teaming a reanimated, reconstructed Frank Castle (who was murdered by Wolverine's evil son Daken in a Dark Reign tie-in) with the Legion of Monsters (namely, Morbius, Werewolf By Night, and Man-Thing, to name a few). Throw in Remender's old Fear Agent collaborator and co-creator Tony Moore on the art, and you've got one of the most ridiculously fun and unpredictably crazy books on the stands. And hey, if you prefer your Punisher stories to be gritty and realistic, may I suggest Jason Aaron and Steve Dillon's new Punishermax series? It's got less Frankensteins and more popped-out eyeballs, but it's also a great read. -DH 

New Avengers by Brian Michael Bendis and Stuart Immonen
The flagship Avengers title is sort of like a lost friend to me; it's done a lot of stupid shit in the last few years, but I really miss hanging out with it. Under Brian Michael Bendis, this series--which mostly follows fugitive Avengers like Spider-Man, Captain America, Luke Cage, Ms. Marvel, etc., as they try and stay one step ahead of Norman Osborn and his Dark Avengers--is still, on many occasions, profoundly stupid. For instance, why would a power-dampening device have any effect on powerless heroes like Ronin and Cap? Why does the same device give Luke Cage a heart attack, instead of robbing him of his invulnerable skin? Why does the solicitation info usually not match the final published issue? Why is Wolverine almost always on the cover, even though he's pretty much never in the book anymore? Never mind--I think I know the answer to that one. Despite all that, I've given in and started buying this book, and it's not for the writing; it's for the spectacular art of Stuart Immonen, who has always been a formidable talent but has stepped up his game big time over the last few years (since around Nextwave, I believe, where he pared his usually realistic style down to an angular, more streamlined look). I don't quite understand why this guy isn't a crazy superstar--his work here is thrillingly cool, amping up the ho-hum neverending chase-and-fight antics into something much more. And, unlike many of his contemporaries, he can actually meet a deadline! 2010 promises the return of Iron Man and Thor to these pages, and with Immonen on art chores, the timing couldn't be better. -DH

Honourable Mentions

Fin Fang Four Return: I will never get tired of the Fin Fang Four. "How Fin Fang Foom Saved Christmas" alone is enough to get this comic a mention here, as it is in the running for greatest Christmas comic of all time. - JM

Lockjaw and the Pet Avengers: Deserves a mention for being super-fun and having such a potentially-dopey-but-obviously-awesome-when-you-think-about-it concept and for featuring Speedball's cat (Hairball!), but even if it was terrible it would be here for introducing Frog Thor II/Throg to the world. - JM

M.O.D.O.K.: Reign Delay: Like Fin Fang Four Return, this was a really enjoyable one-shot by a very fun creator. Ryan Dunlavey, of Action Philosophers fame, delivers a very funny comic about a down-on-his-luck M.O.D.O.K. who has to move back in with his parents in New Jersey. - RG

Mighty Avengers: I really like the line-up, and I really like Dan Slott's writing. I don't normally read Avengers comics, but when the line-up includes members of the Young Avengers and Hercules and Cho, I can't resist. - RG

Amazing Spider-Man: Marvel's flagship title is still one if its best. The vast majority of 2009's issues (and there were a lot of them) were excellent. I especially love any issues written by Mark Waid. The comic went through a couple of rough patches this year, but the overall quality has been outstanding, and it's been coming out on time three times a month! Well done, team Spidey! - RG

The Marvel 70th Anniversary Specials: Marvel celebrated its 70th anniversary by releasing a whole lot of one-shots that re-visited their earliest titles and characters. Quite a few of these comics were excellent, especially the Sub-Mariner Comics special and the All Select Comics special that included a Marvex back-up by Michael Kupperman. - RG

Captain America and Captain America: Reborn: Steve Rogers is making a comeback. The return of a superhero never gets as much press or attention as a death, but so far Steve's return has made for some pretty excellent reading. So excellent that I don't even mind that my beloved Bucky will soon be redundant. - RG

Uncanny X-Men: Frankly, if Greg Land never drew any of the issues (he draws about half), then this would be one of the best superhero titles on the stands. But he does, and thus it's down here in Honourable Mention country. It's too bad. I highly recommend the Dodson issues, though. And really the whole series if you can stomach Land's art (I usually just read the speech bubbles without looking at the art) - RG

Avatar: My Spoiler-Free (Mostly) Mini-Review

    

It seems that every time James Cameron makes a new film, a significant portion of the filmgoing audience wants him to fail. It doesn’t hurt that he has made The World’s Most Expensive Movie three times now—first in 1991 with Terminator 2, then again in 1997 with Titanic, and now, once again, with this year’s Avatar. I guess people want to see somebody with that kind of hubris humbled. Me, I just want to see what the guy who gave the world Aliens has to show us next. In this case, with his newest film, he has shown us not so much The World’s Most Expensive Movie (rumoured to be in the neighbourhood of $500 million!), but The World’s Most Expensive Amusement Park Ride. That’s not necessarily a totally bad thing, but it doesn’t exactly make it a great motion picture, either.

     The plot of Avatar concerns a future where Earth has used up its natural resources, and is looking to distant worlds to provide its energy sources. On a faraway jungle moon called Pandora, a sinister corporation has found what it needs in a substance called, with a straight face, Unobtainium. Unfortunately, this stuff rests under the village of Pandora’s indigenous, intelligent lifeforms, a race of ten-foot-tall blue cat people called the Na’vi. However, the military-supported Company—personified by Giovanni Ribisi as a corporate sleazebag cut from the same cloth as Paul Reiser’s Burke in Aliens—has a plan to gain the Na’vi’s trust and get them to relocate by sending human envoys whose consciousness has been transplanted into genetically-engineered Na’vi bodies called Avatars. The film’s protagonist, Jake Sully (Terminator: Salvation’s Sam Worthington), is a wheelchair-bound ex-Marine who hopes that his assignment as an Avatar will earn him the money to have his legs restored; all he has to do is either convince the Na’vi to move their village so the company can mine the Unobtainium, or provide the company’s military, led by battle-scarred hardass Major Quaritch (Stephen Lang) with valuable intel that will point out the Na’vi’s weak spots if a military solution is required. Of course, Jake eventually goes native, falling in love with his warrior princess guide Neytiri (which is pretty easy when she’s played by Star Trek’s Zoe Saldana) and learning about how the Na’vi live in harmony with their world instead of stripping it of its natural resources. Torn between two worlds, Jake must find a way to keep the trigger-happy space Marines from wiping out the Na’vi.    

      If this sounds familiar, it should—take away all the sci-fi mumbo jumbo, and you’re pretty much left with the legend of Pocahantas and the screenplay for Dances With Wolves. Granted, there aren’t a lot of original stories left these days, but that does take a lot of the suspense out of the plot. The visuals are spectacular—the world of Pandora is brought to breathtaking life by Stan Winston Studios and WETA Workshop—but there is nothing surprising about the way Avatar’s plot unfolds. For instance, when Jake is told that only a handful of Na’vi have been able to tame and ride a ferocious flying creature, we in the audience of course know that Jake will pull it off when the time comes. When a particularly risky life-saving procedure is attempted (I won’t say more than that, in the interest of spoilers), it’s easy to spot the fact that we’re seeing it now so that it can be used again later at a crucial juncture. I saw Avatar in IMAX 3D, and it was worth the extra five dollars. The 3D immerses you so completely that you almost forget about it, only to find yourself occasionally startled at its seamlessness (there’s none of that “Hey, hand me a screwdriver!” foolishness that usually accompanies 3D movies). The revolutionary motion-capture process that took years to develop does result in digitally-created characters that are pretty much indistinguishable from their human counterparts. And, for Cameron fans, it’s a kick to see the director return to the familiar territory of military dropships and giant mechanized battlesuits, to say nothing of his reunion with Sigourney Weaver. However, just like the various beasts, environments, and military hardware that populate it, Avatar’s script could have just as believably been generated by a computer program. Every scene and every shot has been designed for maximum visual impact, but the impression it makes fades almost immediately. It’s a fun ride, particularly in larger-than-life 3D, but one that left me eager for a less predictable one.

 

Living Between Wednesdays Holiday Gift Guide Part 4: 2-3 Kids!

Part 4: Big Enough for 2-3 Kids!

Everyone knows someone with two to three kids. Why not give them a break this year by providing their progeny with an enclosed space to hide out in, hopefully quietly, for hours at a time?

Frontier Cabin

Here you have your basic polyethelene Frontier Cabin, complete with rustic youth and nameplate. Note the ease with which one can purchase multiple such buildings – you can buy for multiple enchilded families at once or provide some lucky child with a village all their own.

Jet “Rocket” Space Ship

Missile Firing Tank

Polaris Nuclear Sub

I really don't have anything to say about the other three, except that I'm jealous of the kids who got to play with these things, even if they were made of corrugated cardboard.

Living Between Wednesdays Holiday Gift Guide Part 3: Gifts for Jerks

Part 3: For the Jerk in your Life

Jerks. Everybody knows one or two. Maybe they’re your best friend or brother or something, but they’re definitely the one pointing and laughing as you do a header into a snowbank one frigid February morn. This time of year, one might be tempted to leave the local jerk off of the ol’ shopping list, but this tactic will only increase your likelihood of becoming the target of some future mischief. Rather than taking that risk, go ahead and pick up some of the following for them. It’s good sense on a couple of levels, firstly because it might make them feel well-disposed toward you when next they feel like staging a fake eviction or mock execution for laffs, and secondly as it will give you a decent idea of what they’re armed with. Forewarned, after all, is forearmed.

Color Smoke Clouds

Think of these as early jerk warning devices. Do you know someone who might be a stealth jerk, or possibly a child who shows signs of nascent jerkdom? Watch closely after presenting this person with the Color Smoke Cloud and take note of what happens:

Possible jerk action taken                  Prognosis

Cloud released indoors                       Either a jerk or a bit dumb. Continue observation
Cloud released outdoors,                    Probably not a jerk.
in a well-ventilated field.
Cloud carefully saved until                  Definite jerk. Watch out.
next wedding or funeral.

Hot Candy or Gum

Hot candy can also work as a jerk-detector (do they give it to Gramma? Do they feed it to the dog?) but also works as an effective jerk &diffuser&, as it channels their energies into maintaining an air of nonchalance, the better to lull you into enough of a sense of security that you’ll accept their tainted treats. As long as your jerk has hot candy to disseminate they’ll be on their best behavior, so give ‘em plenty and make sure to put on a good enough show that they’ll want to do it to someone else.

Onion Gum

The same principle would apply to onion gum, but as you can see it transforms you into a grotesque baby-man.

Itching Powder

Joy Buzzer

The idea behind the joy buzzer is so grand, yet the execution is so lacking - for those of you who have never encountered such a thing in the wild, a joy buzzer both culturally and advertisimally promises some sort of jolt of electrified comeuppance that you can deploy toward your enemies via your palm. In execution, the joy buzzer is a simple wind-up motor  that unleashes a torrent of stored-up vibratory energy once pressure is applied to it. It's suitable to the task of making someone go "What the heck?" for a few seconds, sure, but just not quite the trick as far as dealing out righteous retribution and so forth goes.

Take care to only giv this sort of thing to a jerk who's got a bit of a reflective side. And no access to a taser.

Whoopee Cushion

 Last up: the Whoopee cushion, a classic weapon in the arsenal of the jerky prankster. If you know a jerk who doesn't have one or more of these babies then send away right now, because they are missing out and so are you. Every jerk should have the chance to make a Society matron appear to have farted loudly at some sort of cotillion or orphan-style fund-raiser, and likewise every jerkfriend should be allowed to rest easy knowing that sometimes the worst that is going to happen to them is a bout of counterfeit flatulence.

As well, everyone should know about the above being the best Whoopee Cushion ad illustration ever. For serious.

Word up, jerks.