Archie Sunday: Betty of Suburbia

Whoa, a totally punk Betty comic! The Green Day concert in Riverdale was canceled, so she's protesting by throwing a Molotov cocktail at the Starbucks!

Sure, Green Day is a bit of a dated reference, but Archie comics are always about ten years behind in their pop culture references.

No wait. Hold on. Let's do a little CSI zoom in.

Sigh. Oh, Betty. You've really given up and just accepted that you're a total square.

As you can probably guess, she basically spends the whole story recycling.