Rating the Super Hunks #7: Midnighter

I'm back and ready to rate another super hunk. I'm a little sleepy today, but nothing wakes me up like examining the finer points of attractive super heroes. This week we turn the spotlight on...

Midnighter

 That tank bullet deserved it.

That tank bullet deserved it.

Costume/Appearance:

Midnighter's costume is dope. It's one of my very favourites. All black with a stylish trench coat, awesome boots, and a badass mask. Plus, the minimalist logo is very cool. The costume is full of attractive and cool details, too, like spiked knuckles on the gloves, buckled-on gauntlets on his sleeves, and a big ol' belt buckle.

 He makes the trenchcoat work

He makes the trenchcoat work

You don't get to see Midnighter with the mask off very often. I thought that when they finally revealed his face for the first time, he'd be all scarred and stuff, because that's usually the way with characters that never take their masks off. Imagine how pleased I was to learn that he's quite the hottie under the mask, with rugged features and sandy hair.

 Dude is ripped.

Dude is ripped.

Hot costume. Hot guy.

10/10

 He misses his mask.

He misses his mask.

Alter-Ego:

Who knows? He doesn't use one, and even he doesn't know much about his past. Midnighter is the only name he goes by, and, really, can you blame him? I would also insist that people call me that all the time.

 Midnighter can talk with a bottle in his mouth.

Midnighter can talk with a bottle in his mouth.

Personality-wise, Midnighter is an intense guy. He's grouchy, but he's not usually brooding like, say, Batman. He has a quick, sardonic wit that always cracks me up.

 Ha! I get it!

Ha! I get it!

Basically Midnighter is scary as hell, but he's still a loving and devoted husband and father.

 Awwwwwww.

Awwwwwww.

He's very macho and very badass, but sometimes he just needs a little loving. On that note, he's not only one of the few openly homosexual super heroes, he is also generally one of the most openly sexual heroes. He has a sex life, and we know it. The fact that his relationship is with one of his teammates makes it all the hotter. In battle he's always looking at Apollo like he can't wait to get him home.

 NOW we're talking!

NOW we're talking!

9/10

Day Job:

Ass-kicking member of The Authority, devoting himself to the creation of a better world. By killing lots and lots of assholes.

 It's true.

It's true.

10/10

Sexiness of Powers:

Midnighter is the ultimate killing machine. Not only does he have super-strength, durability, and the ability to heal himself, but he also can calculate over a million possible outcomes for every situation in seconds. Plus, he loves using his powers, which is fun.

 A million is a lot.

A million is a lot.

His powers are definitely sexy. Just look at how Apollo looks at him after a battle.

 The man loves his work.

The man loves his work.

9/10

Cons:

Well, he's not interested in chicks, which ruins my chances, but he and Apollo are so hot together that I certainly can't complain. Midnighter's flaws lie in the fact that he's stubborn, and probably more than a little psychotic. He's very detached, and tends to keep his troubles to himself, which never leads to anything good. He also has a giant chip on his shoulder, and tends to mouth off when it isn't necessary. Apollo puts up with a lot of crap. Plus, Midnighter's a stone-cold killer, which may bother some people. I guess I'll take off a couple points for that.

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 SICK BURN!

SICK BURN!

 Really?

Really?

Final Score: 36/40

I knew this guy would score high, because I am totally in love with him. Especially since his solo series rocks the house. Apollo is pretty sexy too. We'll have to see how he ranks, someday.

 Lumpy!

Lumpy!