If you're confused about why girls lust over Robert Pattison, try and wrap your mind around who they crushed on 30 years ago.
Free poster of Dave Madden? Best known for his role as Reuben Kincaid, the harried agent for The Partridge Family, according to Wikipedia? No way!
Huh. Well, there it is. I don't know if I see the appeal. He was sort of a father figure, right? A dark, looming protector?
So, maybe Robert Pattison is the modern Dave Madden.