In an effort to shame Paul into posting more than once per year, I'm going to review his new kitten, Gordon.
Gordon is a completely awesome kitten with ADHD. He can change directions so quickly that watching him run around is like watching a Scooby-Doo chase scene - no matter where you just saw him go you have no idea where he's going to reemerge. He scales people like ladders. Last night Gordon jumped off my shoulder, got distracted by a laser halfway down and crash-landed on the couch.
Gordon, you are unreservedly JOHN APPROVED