March 23, 2007 Superman and Batman Quit Earth, Not Each Other. March 23, 2007/ Rachelle Goguen Why? I'll tell you why. Because in outer space no one will judge their love. "And we're not coming back until we're allowed to wed legally!" "In outer space, our lives will be perfect. We'll fly around holding hands all day!" Awwwww. Also in this issue: Yowza! Man I love Bob Haney and his crazy hippy talk. He makes our heroes say the most ridiculous (and sexy) things to each other.