I've been thinking about it, and I am pretty sure that this is the most offensive thing I have ever seen:
I would like a statue of Spider-Man doing his own goddamn laundry. That would actually be kind of cute. But this is the worst thing I have ever seen. Why is Mary-Jane standing like that?! Even with all the other crappy elements of this statue, it would be significantly less offensive if she were standing up straight. It's like there's a giant fire that she has to lean over to reach the wash bucket.
The thong is also a nice touch. She obviously sucks at laundry because all of her own clothes are shrunk.
Actually, I might buy one of these so I can haul it out and beat anyone with it who suggests that sexism in comics doesn't exist.