Thor: Love and Rocks

I have been reading a lot of Thor comics lately, particularly the very first stories from Journey Into Mystery. Honestly, I'm surprised that the character caught on so quickly. I think we can thank Jack Kirby's art.

Not that I'm not loving these comics. I love that it's essentially just the story of a dude who really wants to marry this girl, but his dad won't let him. Thor relentlessly asks his dad if he can marry her, but because his dad happens to be Odin, the ruler of Asgard and a bit of a dick, the answer is always 'no.'

May a Thunder God live in a common law relationship with a mortal?
May a Thunder God live in a common law relationship with a mortal?

I think Journey Into Mystery #107 is a pretty good representation of the early era of Thor comics. Last we left our hero, his alter-ego Dr Don Blake was forced to appear to betray Thor in order to protect his secret identity. Naturally, this did not impress the love of his life, nurse Jane Foster.

Just to complicate things further, Blake has to keep up the act as Thor and pretend to be furious with the cowardly doctor. And he has to take out his anger on poor Jane, I guess.

Dr Blake has a private door.
Dr Blake has a private door.

This is where things get adorable. I stared at these two panels for a very long time. I just love them:

Jane has piqued Thor's interest.
Jane has piqued Thor's interest.

And as soon as he's out of Jane's sight, Thor starts to celebrate. It's very cute.

Thor's big musical number.
Thor's big musical number.

Man those people look terrified.

But it's not all flying backwards and picking bouquets of flowers for the God of Thunder. Even as this is happening, a sinister figure is flying into town:

I wouldn't have let this guy walk by me.
I wouldn't have let this guy walk by me.
That taxi is driving very quickly.
That taxi is driving very quickly.

How did he get away from the airport without anyone stopping him?! He's obviously guilty!

It's a long cab ride to town. Fortunately for the readers, our new villain uses the time to mull over his origin story. I'm not going to show the whole thing, but basically an experiment gone wrong gives him the ability to turn things into stone by touching them

Science!
Science!

Was he making Kool-Ade?

Anyway, this dude is stone cold (get it?) and he is in town to fight and destroy Thor because he wants his hammer. And who doesn't, really? To get Thor's attention, he turns his cab driver into stone.

I'm not sure how he deduced that hammer = immortality.
I'm not sure how he deduced that hammer = immortality.

The police find the cab driver first, but it's a good thing that Thor shows up because this case has clearly stumped them:

Those police officers are very strong.
Those police officers are very strong.

Ok geniuses. First of all, you are police officers in the Marvel version of New York City, so you have definitely seen people turned to stone or crazier before. Also...you can't dress a stone statue...with stone clothes.

Thankfully, Thor takes charge and insists on bringing the statue to Dr Blake's office for examination. And Nurse Foster proves to be more clever than the NYPD.

"Shut up, Jane! Stop asking reasonable questions!"
"Shut up, Jane! Stop asking reasonable questions!"

"Saaaaay...maybe this stone guy has something to do with those other stone guys at the airport today!"

Because everyone is so slow to crack this case, it gives our villain a lot of time to change into his costume and reveal his name to us.

Hot!
Hot!
Keep in mind that he is completely alone in that room.
Keep in mind that he is completely alone in that room.

The costume isn't great. And his powers are...inconsistent.

No.
No.

Alright, I can understand being able to climb a building using his powerful stone fingers, I guess, but being able to leap across rooftops?! That doesn't make any sense.

He catches up with Dr Blake, who he doesn't know is secretly Thor, of course. He chooses an overly complicated (but charming) way of demonstrating his powers for the doctor.

Don Blake would like to see where this is going.
Don Blake would like to see where this is going.
It took Blake awhile to put two and two together.
It took Blake awhile to put two and two together.

Woah! Watch out, Doc! He's not messing around! That next stone paper airplane might have your name on it!

Also, really? You didn't figure out until that moment that this guy is the one responsible for all the human statues? He's the God of Thunder, not the God of Figuring Things Out.

You can probably guess what's coming: a giant battle between Thor and the Grey Gargoyle that ends with Thor being turned into a statue. Fortunately this works out ok for Thor because the statue gets knocked over. And, of course, when his hammer strikes the ground, it changes him back into Don Blake. And if you know anything about science, then you know that this will also reverse the statue effect.

The most dramatic change in all adventuredom!
The most dramatic change in all adventuredom!

That was explained very well, Doctor. Thank-you.

Now the LAME physician, as the narrator likes to call him, has a cunning plan. He makes a phone call to a certain alcoholic robot friend and before he knows it his crazy plan is ready to roll! Literally!

Don Blake changed into his adventure suit!
Don Blake changed into his adventure suit!

Ooooo! A motorcycle! Who's lame now?!

This plan is complicated, but basically he is zipping around New York on a motorcycle mounted with a camera that is projecting a hologram of Thor. This causes the Grey Gargoyle to chase the hologram, which ends with Don Blake driving the motorcycle, and himself, into the Hudson River. Due to some poor judgement, Grey Gargoyle follows close behind:

I can't really imagine that this Gargoyle guy would be very fast.
I can't really imagine that this Gargoyle guy would be very fast.

Ooooo...guess who can't swim when he's stone?

Because the stone effect won't wear off for at least half an hour, Grey Gargoyle is pretty screwed. Well played, Don Blake.

In the end, the cab driver turns back to normal and rudely points out Dr Blake's disability.

"He makes up for his lameness with spunk!"
"He makes up for his lameness with spunk!"

Wouldn't you like to know, Jane. Wouldn't you like to know.