I was doin' a little procrastinatin' today and found myself checking out the current line of Marvel heroes pre-school toys. Because, y'know, they are pretty cute, and...AAAAHHHHH!!! KILL IT!!!!
IT IS NOT CUDDLIN' TIME! IT IS NOT CUDDLIN' TIME!
Ok, well that took years off my life. Let's see what else they've got.
What would a Spider-Man kids toy designed by Frank Miller look like?
Do you want to see something adorable? Get ready:
Actually, confusing Spider-Man figures is a bit of a running theme:
Who's got a bumper car?
This one makes a lot more sense, in that I could actually see The Thing purchasing one of these:
Well, that ate up some time. I've got to get me one of those adorable Iron Mans.