Dispatches From London: Dispatch the First

Not much to report so far, I'm afraid. I made phone contact with John Thane, the Johnathan of Britain, but it turns out that I managed to show up right in the middle of his annual teamup with his Earth Z counterpart Johnny Spectacles.

Oh! And I went to Westminster Abbey, where I picked up some very valuable clues that will surely help me plunder the treasures of Darwin's Tomb. Wish me luck!