Time for a bet: imagine a skate-off between Archie and Mr Weatherbee. Imagine that I'm not obviously setting you up - who would you bet on to win?
Just to make sure that you're making an informed decision, let's get some analysis from longtime Weatherbee coworker Miss Grundy:
And what about Archie and the gang - what do they think about the prospect of a skating competition with their beloved principal?
So, have you placed your bet? You've taken into account the fact that I'm totally not setting you up? Good.
I AM AFRAID THAT YOU LOSE.
Further, you shouldn't have taken that side bet that the whole thing wouldn't be totally awesome.
Awesome and slightly terrifying.
I just hope that you've learned your lesson about gambling.